Who's your secret weird celebrity crush...?

[Whiptail]

Tarantino, David Cross and Jack Black
(I'm a girl and yes, I know I'm wierd)

 

[awol360]

Yeah, I'd honestly have to say Selma Heyak or Uma Thurman... Ummmmm... Uma....

 

[YouBecame]

Josie Long. Shes not much to look at but shes got such a seductive voice and a beautiful ability as a comedian

 

[nick n stuff]

According to my sister, I have a man-crush on Zach Braff.

Same here! Although it's totally not true.

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Aside from that, Heather Graham, which is only weird insofar as she's like 30 years older than me (or so).

i didn't believe you about Heather Graham being that much older than you so i googled. that's one hot 40 year old...that can't be correct.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Katherine Parkinson, i.e., Jen from 'The IT Crowd".

She's quite pretty, so why is it odd? 'Cause I'm a gay man. I would still do nasty things to that woman, though.

 

[BLS]

I don't know if these are that weird but here we go;
Katie Melua

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Joan Jett

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[Trivun]

Jewel Staite from Firefly, Amanda Tapping from Stargate, and Katie McGrath from Merlin

Oh, I hear you there. Though I do prefer Summer Glau in Firefly, to be honest (the weird psycho girl who can kill you with her brain thing is the main turn-on there ;D). And as for Katie McGrath, I'm just a sucker for Irish girls. The accent is like liquid sex...

Anyway, my 'weird' crush? Niamh Perry:

Spoiler: Niamh Perry

And if anyone here can tell me who she actually is, like, what she does, without the use of Google, you win a thousand internets for your good taste in both TV shows and musicals... ;D

 

[skywalkerlion]

1. Demi Lavato*
2. Selena Gomez*
3. Miranda Cosgrove*

Those are the "weird" ones. I guess you can say that the chick that plays Abby in NCIS is pretty hot (I think her name is Polly Paurette or something)

[sub]*I am not a pedophile[/sub]

 

[MrSinisterMK]

I got a man crush on Randal from Clerks, Clerks: The Animated Series, and Clerks II. Not Jeff Anderson, just Randal. Everything he says just cracks me up.
My wierd, secret female crush would be Zoe Castillo from Dreamfall: the Longest Journey.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

we are talking about strange crushes

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what?!?

1. Demi Lavato*
2. Selena Gomez*
3. Miranda Cosgrove*

Those are the "weird" ones. I guess you can say that the chick that plays Abby in NCIS is pretty hot (I think her name is Polly Paurette or something)

[sub]*I am not a pedophile[/sub]

well they are good looking

 

[ThePantomimeThief]

<spoiler=Emilie Simon>

<spoiler=Melissa Auf Der Maur>

<spoiler=Tori Amos>

<spoiler=Sophie Michalitsianos/Sol Seppy>

<spoiler=Lisa Sheridan>

Yes, I have a very bad crush factor for quirky musicians. And for some reason Lisa Sheridan.

Also, whoever mentioned David Tennant, that's what my brother looks like. Another reason why I am eternally jealous of him.

EDIT: Token mancrush
<spoiler=Trenty Trent Reznor>

That man is a FIIINE piece of ass.

 

[Alleged_Alec]

Weird homosexual crushes:

Stephen Fry- My god... His voice, his humour. Seriously, how can you not like this man?
Mark Sheppard [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Mark_Sheppard_2007.jpg/400px-Mark_Sheppard_2007.jpg]- Love his accents, love the roles he plays.
Alan Rickman [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Alan_Rickman_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/314px-Alan_Rickman_by_David_Shankbone.jpg]- Awe inspiring man. Great actor, wonderful voice.

Weird heterosexual crush:
Maggie Smith [http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01182/arts-graphics-2007_1182206a.gif]- Again, great actress.

Not so strange crushes which people some to add anyhow:
Emilie de Ravin [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090330184544/lostpedia/images/7/75/Emilie2.jpg]- Lovely lady. Don't know how else to put it.

 

[Daedalus1942]

I'm sorry to say but for me it would be

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yes Kristen Stewart

i watched Adventureland last night and i was like...whoa THAT'S Bella???...but she's all sexy and not annoying?...i'm not really sure if it was the fact that she displayed some sort of sexuality or if it was the shorts but watching her in the movie got me thinking "wow...i'd totally................" yea you get the idea...

so my fellow Escapist is there a celebrity who isn't the prettiest starlet, the hunkiest piece of man meat or not even that famous but if you had them in a room with you for a day you could die a happy person...?

Ellen Paige.
Freaking cute as, awesome actress, and she's so down to Earth.
Inception was probably the best film I've seen in ten years.
-edit- It was better than Avatar, accept it people, let go...

 

[technoted]

Benito Mussolini really gets me going!

 

[Teh Magic Man]

Jenna Fischer, which i guess is weird only in so far as she has yet to be mentioned, which i find rather strange.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Bear Grylls. I think that's acceptable even for a heterosexual male.

 

[Magnifitacular]

I'ma have to greatly agree with Hayate on Kristen Stewart.

Also Katie Featherston(Paranormal Activity) because her massive ta-tas freaked me out more than the demon.

And then my favorite butter-face has to be Lady GaGa. Bangin' ass, BUT HER FACE!

 

[EnigmaHarper]

I would have to say Sharlto Copley
http://www.backstage.com/bso/photos/stylus/117849-Sharlto-Copley_WITR_Large.jpg

He was awesome in District 9, but I fell in love with him in The A-Team.

 

[Are.Oh.Why]

Rachel Ray, yep, ***** can cook and she's hot to me

 

[HTID Raver]

emily browning.


that is all i can say