Why all the Michael Cera hate?

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GrinningManiac

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Only really seen him in Scott Pilgrim

He was good, but he mumbled and stuff. That's most probably the way the character's meant to be portrayed, but it dosen't mean I have to like it.

Plus, everyone around here keeps telling me that he's just like my friend. The only similarities is that they're both polite and well-groomed. Y'might as well compare him to Hugh feckin' Grant.
 

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The Jakeinator said:
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No, Katanas were used by Ninjas, the Samurais Mortal Enemy, while Samurais used Samurai Swords. Katanas were just based in the Samurai Sword.

I think.
anime is not history. video games are not history. everything you just said was incorrect.

"The katana (刀?) is Japanese for backsword and often refers to the uchigatana after the Muromachi period, which is a type of Japanese sword (日本刀, nihontō?), also commonly referred to as a "samurai sword.[1]

In the strictest sense, the term katana in Japanese is applied to any kind of single-edged sword, of any origin, and does not necessarily refer to a Japanese sword.

"Katana" was originally used as a general term for a single-edged sword having a "sori" or curvature of the blade. While the "sugata" or form can take many shapes, including double edged, the term is now used incorrectly to describe nihontō that are 2 shaku (606 mm / 24 in) and longer, also known as "dai" or "daito" among Western sword enthusiasts"

(taken from the goddamned wikipedia page, one google search away.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katana )

'ninja' swords had straight blades. the word 'katana' implies a curved blade.

ninja and samurai were not mortal enemies.

please read more real books.
 

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I like him he played scott pilgrim with a certain finesse that to me made him the perfect actor for the role.
 

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I really like him, in interviews and stuff he seems like a great guy to be around. To be fair, I've never watched an entire film with him in it until Scott Pilgrim but...

Well with Pilgrim he's sort of broke type-cast. He's still a nerd but so is everyone else in the film but he isn't awkward just a little whiny maybe.
 

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Woody Allen always plays a neurotic jew.
Samuel L Jackson always plays a slightly insane black guy
Clint Eastwood always plays an extreme badass
Michael Cera always plays an awkward teenager/twentysomething

Ok, he may not have the greatest range of all time but I don't think thats something you can really hold against someone all things considered. What I think matters is that he plays "his" part very well.
 

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I don't see a problem with him, as said many times already, hundreds of actors get typecast, althought after seeing that photoshop of the 'acting guide book' I'd suggest whatever movie he does next, he demands some kind of new haircut, if you don't want to be typecast, maybe don't look exactly the same every time. Seriously a simple thing like that could really help.

As for the 'damn that guy needs to work out', would looking like a 'Pumping Iron' era Arnie really help him get work as the misunderstood teen? :D

I think my only real problem with it is that he's obviously a good looking, smart, well off kinda kid, and as such, it's hard to relate to how terribly hard it is for him to find anyone to date him.

I was gonna comment that I didn't feel he played the same role in Zombieland as most of us would be completely out of our depth and half in awe, half terrified of someone like Woody's character, then I find out it wasn't Cera either. (Damn, gotta suck to be Cera lite, tons of people hate you for being Cera and you're not even getting his fame n fortune!)

I would however ask people here, when you're a teen actor, how many roles are there around for 'financial consultant' or 'grizzled space marine veteran' or 'mutilated serial killer'?

Yeah, I'm sure there's some examples, but generally teen actors end up in teen comedies and romances. The ones that don't tend to do one or two movies then fade into obscurity. I think you pretty much have to do what you're told until you're big enough to call a few of the shots yourself.

Yes, AD was an excellent show however!
 

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His voice just annoys me. That's really the only reason.
right here, it makes me want to sutff glass down his throat, i dont mind him in any other way, hes an alright actor, but listening to him, fills me with rage
 

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I personally, like his acting, I think the Escapist hates him bacause he represenst how a nerd (like us) would fare in strange situations.
 

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Jimmydanger said:
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It's just the fact he's the same person every time.
I totally agree instead of watching his lame regurgitation of every role he has ever done I'm going out to watch a movie that has actors with actual range and depth. That's why I'm seeing 'The Expendibles' with Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

...Was that a joke or not, I can't tell...
Yeah it was a joke, but my perhaps too subtle point was that if these guys can get away with the characters/performances over and over why can't Cera. People should judge movies their quality not for who is in them and their similarity to past roles.

Except for Tom cruise movies I can't stand that guy.
The people you mentioned can get away with it is because they are action stars. People watch their movies and go, "Wow, I wish I can be as badass as them." You don't hear people watching a Cera movie saying, "Wow, I wish I can be as whimpy and socially akward as him."
 

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He has one punchable face.
 

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The Jakeinator said:
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Agayek said:
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Because nothing says constipated like a flaming samurai sword.
It's a katana. Say it with me. KA - TA - NA.
Samurai sword, katana, same damn thing.

That's like saying there's a difference between a revolver and a colt python, they both imly the same thing.
No, Katanas were used by Ninjas, the Samurais Mortal Enemy, while Samurais used Samurai Swords. Katanas were just based in the Samurai Sword.

I think.
Samurai used katanas, ninjas used ninjatos which is essentially a katana. So when someone says samurai sward, they mean katana.
 

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I like his movies, I can relate to pretty much all them (with varying amounts depending on the movie), being a very awkward teen.

What was the real kicker was the fact that Juno (as a character) was very similar to my girlfriend at the time and Michael Cera is like a white me, so the running joke was that the movie Juno was a prediction of our future. Fortunately is wasn't.
 

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teutonicman said:
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It's just the fact he's the same person every time.
OHHH! Kind of like Vin Diesel!
Vin Diesel isn't the same person in every movie, you can't be Riddick one time and a baby sitter the other. You want to compare him to someone, Seth Rogan is the exact same character in every movie and he's not even good at it.
 

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dfcrackhead said:
teutonicman said:
Old Trailmix said:
It's just the fact he's the same person every time.
OHHH! Kind of like Vin Diesel!
Vin Diesel isn't the same person in every movie, you can't be Riddick one time and a baby sitter the other. You want to compare him to someone, Seth Rogan is the exact same character in every movie and he's not even good at it.
That's right I completely forgot about The Pacifier. LOL
 

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Hawkeye16 said:
I personally, like his acting, I think the Escapist hates him bacause he represenst how a nerd (like us) would fare in strange situations.
Doubtful.

I really don't think nerds in general are as awkward and Micheal Cera-like as you may believe.

That being said, I don't HATE Micheal Cera...I'm really just indifferent towards him. As long as he continues to exclusively play the awkward teenager role, he won't be getting any respect from my end.