Why are all horror movies like this?

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FargoDog said:
Then, OP, you should watch some films from this list. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.239138-Fargos-Halloween-Special?page=1]

[sub][sub]Also, Zombie have you watched Martyrs yet?[/sub][/sub]
Have you seen the Horde yet? I am just trying to get another opinion on it because I am still not sure what I think.

A good little appreciated horror movie was The End of the Line. That movie might not have been big budget but it was a pretty big mind trip.
 

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gabe12301 said:
FargoDog said:
zombiesinc said:
DO EET! Your top ten is awesome anyways.
[small]Minus The Hills Have Eyes[/small]
Then, OP, you should watch some films from this list. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.239138-Fargos-Halloween-Special?page=1]

[sub][sub]Also, Zombie have you watched Martyrs yet?[/sub][/sub]
I will try Dawn of the dead because I have it recorded.(I was planning on deleting it)
Remember that the original is a very different beast then the remake. I liked the remake because it was pure fun, but it was not the same sort of movie the first one was.
 

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That, and the fact that they don't check the 3 most important places.

ABOVE
BELOW
and
BEHIND
 

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FargoDog said:
zombiesinc said:
DO EET! Your top ten is awesome anyways.
[small]Minus The Hills Have Eyes[/small]
Then, OP, you should watch some films from this list. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.239138-Fargos-Halloween-Special?page=1]

[sub][sub]Also, Zombie have you watched Martyrs yet?[/sub][/sub]
Well, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a bit stereotypical. I actually liked Nightmare on Elm Street better (the first one). That one isn't really chalked up to stupidity, there isn't much you can do to escape sleep. I love Let the Right One In though. Audition was okay.
 

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I guess your a fan of slasher B-movies? Go watch drag me to hell or something
 

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FargoDog said:
[sub][sub]Also, Zombie have you watched Martyrs yet?[/sub][/sub]
I had to choose between Martyrs and Revolutionary Road last night, and with your review of RR [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.243287-Fargos-Moving-Picture-Extravaganza-Revolutionary-Road], there wasn't much debate.


Marter said:
FargoDog said:
See what I did thurr?
 

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zombiesinc said:
But...he hadn't even posted the review yet!

And also...you're promoting a review by him? Blasphemy, I say!
 

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Marter said:
[small]I'm totally getting off topic here.
*Ahem*[/small]

As previously mentioned, I recommend The Descent [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.228937-2-50-Reviews-The-Descent-2005].
It isn't full of idiotic characters this time around, and one of the few horror films that just stuck with me afterward.
 

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Because if they had common sense, it wouldn't be a very easy to make scare horror movie. If I hear someone break into my house the first thing I'm doing is locking my door and calling the cops. Now that wouldn't make a good horror movie now would it?
 

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Crazy_Dude said:
Go watch The Descent a horror movie all girl in the leads. And these arent the usual idiotic cheerleaders.
Great movie.

else try:
Rec (spanish)
The eye (chinese)
The exorsist (american)
Ju-on : the grudge 1 and 2 (japanese)
Psycho (old american movie)
Demoni 1 (italian horror)

and yeah try to avoid the dime a dozen slasher movies those are so boring
 

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Here's a tip: Search.

Seriously, if you want a good horror film, you've got to wade through the river of shit to find the hidden gem.

Watch the original Halloween, The Thing, Suspiria (or the entire Three Mothers trilorgy. Argento knows what he is doing), Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (arguable. Its a drama/thriller film, but tense and disturbing as ever), The Orphanage (if you don't mind subtitles/can understand Spanish), Three... Extremes. The list could go on.

If you're looking for more recent films, The Orphanage was 2007. Eden Lake, while not outright horror, left me sickened and disturbed, which is something horror is supposed to do, was 2008. Let Me In/Let the Right One In was this year (haven't seen either yet, but I hear good things). Three... Extremes was 2004. 28 Days Later was 2002. The Descent was 2005. REC/Quarantine 2007/2008. Again, I could go on forever.

You've just gotta search and not settle for whatever Hollywood is limping to the theaters with next. Saw 3D? No. Watch the first three Saws. Those were fantastic.
 

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icame said:
I guess your a fan of slasher B-movies? Go watch drag me to hell or something
I actually loved this movie.

*paranoia*

I mean, I KNOW it was a cheese fest but it was my kind of cheese fest! To be fair though I also loved "My Name is Bruce" so I may be biased.
 

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gabe12301 said:
Go back to your car theres nothing stopping you.
You can't escape from Nightmare House.

Sorry. Played that game recently, stuck in my head.
 

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Wait...What said:
Irony said:
Well if they didn't make stupid choices this is what a lot of horror movies would be like:

1. Creepy things start happening.
2. Characters sensibly leave for safer area.
3. THE END

It a bit of a generalization but having the characters make mistakes helps to heighten the tension of the movie. Plus they're scared out of their mind, they might just make a wrong choice here or there.
Exactly what i was going to say.
Suspension of Disbelief if the characters didn't do things that you wouldn't usually do, there'd be no movie.
Chances are if a Billionaire got trapped in a cave by terrorists he wouldn't make a big iron suit to break himself free :) (Bit redundant but Cookie for the OBVIOUS reference)
Robot Chicken, and Dick Cheney didn't build it. He just stole fro mthat guy whose name I can't remember.
 

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Course, something I have noticed is that if the characters are too capable, the horror is diminished. Gun-toting heroes make it into more an action film. Waking up dehydrated and bearded in an abandoned hospital, that is horror, vulnerability, the conveyance of fear and the drawing in of the viewer.

I was pleased the walking dead hasn't emphasised too much of the men with guns, they are still vulnerable and capable of being overwhelmed (tank scene).

So in response to the first post, sometimes there is more horror in horror and sometimes masculine fantasies come out quite strongly. Horror does often repeat tropes, and it isn't long until someone rips of Lovecraft (reading an omnibus at the moment of his works, it is good).
 

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How many horror movies have you watched? I've seen a few, but maybe one actually did that... Slasher? The horror movie that made fun of horror movies throughout?

Really, post the horror movies you've seen, or that follow your formula.

And everyone usually sides with the bad guy.
 

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gabe12301 said:
I am getting really annoyed at horror movies.The characters always make the same idiotic choice to split up,whoever isn't white dies and the girl can't lift anything exceeding 3 grams and trips over every single object in her path.

For me its pretty hard to watch horror movies when the only thoughts going through my head are:Go back to your car theres nothing stopping you. Or Why wont you lock the door!

I always end up on murderer's side because he's the only one who can actually think!
Hmm, well to be honest I think your talking more about horror movie stereotypes than much of an experience with horror movies to be honest. I'm sort of a genere fan and I can say that this trope was never paticularly true. If your actually honest and running into these things it might have something to do with the movies your selecting rather than the genere itself.

If your dealing exclusively within the "teen screams" genere of horror movies you tend to run into this kind of thing a bit more often, but that's in part because they are intentionally trying to cater to expected teen-horror stereotypes than anything, and people saying there was a trope sort of created a trope. Truthfully I think "self aware" horror movies like "Scream" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer" did more to perpetuate some of the things they claimed were common, than were actually there to begin with.

To put things into perspective, the stereotype is actually not "whoever isn't white dies" it's "the black guy always dies first". Something that I've seen parodied, or commented on in "self aware" movies more than I've actually seen it happen. Technically the biggest enduring stereotype in these movies is that of a "morality play" in which the sinful characters die yet the one character, typically a girl, who doesn't indulge in anything that is wrong, is the one who escapes the terror. This is referred to as "The Final Girl" syndrome and it was somewhat satirized in the first "Evil Dead" movie (before the series became outright comedy with the sequels) where the survivor was actually the most unworthy character of the entire group. A lot of people will talk about Bruce Campbell's "Ash" character making clever one-liners as he bashes monsters, but you can tell a lot of those people never actually saw the first movie to really "get it". Ash was a coward, a weenie, and a moron. He did stupid thing after stupid thing and watched everyone around him die despite them all doing what were the right things. He eventually snapped by basically becoming so afraid that he couldn't be afraid anymore (so to speak). In the end the biggest waste of human life of the entire crew was the one to walk away, and that was the point of the movie when it was intended to stand alone.

It's also interesting to note that even during the time period of the "classic" horror movies like "A Nightmare On Elm Street", exacty the kind of movies those trops allegedly apply to, the characters actually make a concerted effort to stay together but can't due to what they are up against. It's also notworthy that when the entire "dream warriors" storyline got moving "Kincaid" who was the black character is one of the only survivors, although he admittedly DOES die at the beginning of the next movie in the series.

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The thing to remember is that horror has a number of sub-generes to it, and while rife with stereotypes (no denying that) some accusations of the genere as a whole are more fair than others. A lot of the issues also come from bad directing and script writing as well, for example the whole "let's split up" thing can either be stupid, or make common sense depending on the movie, and what the characters are supposed to know at the time.

The issue of helplessness of women in horror movies is a mixed bag through the years, it all comes down to the type of characters being represented in the movie. Some do indeed trip or are incapable of doing much that requires physical effort, but then again there are a lot of girls like that in real life. As a counterpoint however, the typical survivor of a horror movie is the "nice girl" who is also ultimatly the one who does the smartest and/or coolest things in order to survive the end of the movie and walk away. That's a stereotype you can't forget about in making a lot of these arguements.

One can also point to movies going back decades that were exactly the opposite. "Alien" and it's sequels (but especially the first one) are horror movies, and Ripley has been one of the defining strong female characters for a while. You also have recent movies like "The Descent" and it's sequel which feature a group of female thrill seekers winding up in a cave full of your basic Morlocks and fighting them off with spelunking gear in some rather brutal and claustrophobic fight scenes.

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Just some comments, you might not agree with me, but it will hopefully give you some things to think about.