You! Yes you! Wipe that stone hard look off your face, I know you may not have any fears in life but none the less there is still something you fear. Something outside the realms of reality! That... thing, is an empty multiplayer map!
To put it bluntly they scare the living hell out of me. I do not know why they do, they just do. It starts out with a feeling of paranoia followed closely by the mental dissonance that while there is nothing there I am not alone, I am in danger. My imagination fuels my fear and my fear fuels my imagination in a never ending loop that leaves me haggard and ultimately defeated by nothing.
Why this spiraling downfall of my mental constitution even begins eludes me but if I was to hazard a guess it would be either the expectation that other players should be here as well and their absence is a result of something more insidious than just not being there or the uncanny feeling that the environment should not be this static or silent.
I am one of those who can walk through a graveyard at night and genuinely enjoy myself (best during a mild, fluffy snow fall on a January night around 11:30PM) but an empty multiplayer map is something completely else to behold.
CAPTCHA: once upon a time - You know, I could have opened with this.
P.S. I know there has already been an article on this but I do not think that anyone has ever put any thought as to why they as an individual fear empty multiplayer maps.
EDIT: I use fear as a hyperbole to emphasise just how disturbed I tend to feel in empty multiplayer maps. I guess I have to work on the supporting text.
To put it bluntly they scare the living hell out of me. I do not know why they do, they just do. It starts out with a feeling of paranoia followed closely by the mental dissonance that while there is nothing there I am not alone, I am in danger. My imagination fuels my fear and my fear fuels my imagination in a never ending loop that leaves me haggard and ultimately defeated by nothing.
Why this spiraling downfall of my mental constitution even begins eludes me but if I was to hazard a guess it would be either the expectation that other players should be here as well and their absence is a result of something more insidious than just not being there or the uncanny feeling that the environment should not be this static or silent.
I am one of those who can walk through a graveyard at night and genuinely enjoy myself (best during a mild, fluffy snow fall on a January night around 11:30PM) but an empty multiplayer map is something completely else to behold.
CAPTCHA: once upon a time - You know, I could have opened with this.
P.S. I know there has already been an article on this but I do not think that anyone has ever put any thought as to why they as an individual fear empty multiplayer maps.
EDIT: I use fear as a hyperbole to emphasise just how disturbed I tend to feel in empty multiplayer maps. I guess I have to work on the supporting text.