I, like probably many other people, live in an imperfect world where the internet connection is held, ever so precariously, together by a length of cable, wooden poles, a small box (that apparently contains some unholy gremlins that require a daily sacrifice of reboot so they won't devour its innards) and the fact my ISP doesn't give a shit about my connection as long as they get their money and I won't call them fifteen times in three days. Also there's apparently some unexplainable magic that devours my connection during any kind of activity peak hours.
And, since we live in this grim, dark world, one can find it, ever so slightly, vexing that a game, no matter if single player is desired, simply will not let me run it unless my connection will remain spotless in use, during the hours I game (which tends to be the hours most people game). This, my friends, is akin to demanding a mouse to pull a horse carriage and threatening to shoot it in the little mousy face with a shotgun if the demands are not met. IT DOESN'T WORK, JUST SHOOT THE MOUSE OR LEAVE IT BE!
On a sidenote, yes, I do use Steam. But Steam has this magical thing called "offline mode". Also "Not fucking disconnecting me from a single player game and calling me a bad person if my connection hiccups during play."
In conclusion, please don't shoot mice, Blizzard. Or if you do, don't justify it with inability to carry out impossible tasks.
ADDENDUM: appropriately enough, as if in agreement of the point, my ever so wonderful internet connection died while writing this, and I had to go unplug my modem for a while. The gremlins have been pleased.
And, since we live in this grim, dark world, one can find it, ever so slightly, vexing that a game, no matter if single player is desired, simply will not let me run it unless my connection will remain spotless in use, during the hours I game (which tends to be the hours most people game). This, my friends, is akin to demanding a mouse to pull a horse carriage and threatening to shoot it in the little mousy face with a shotgun if the demands are not met. IT DOESN'T WORK, JUST SHOOT THE MOUSE OR LEAVE IT BE!
On a sidenote, yes, I do use Steam. But Steam has this magical thing called "offline mode". Also "Not fucking disconnecting me from a single player game and calling me a bad person if my connection hiccups during play."
In conclusion, please don't shoot mice, Blizzard. Or if you do, don't justify it with inability to carry out impossible tasks.
ADDENDUM: appropriately enough, as if in agreement of the point, my ever so wonderful internet connection died while writing this, and I had to go unplug my modem for a while. The gremlins have been pleased.