Why are you awesome?

[T-004]

I can swear in 6 languages.

I have a girlfriend.

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I can swear in 14 languages, have a girlfriend and the moment I was born Chuck Norris was filled with an indescribable sense of pain and terror!

Thats why im AWESOME!!!

 

[Quaxar]

I posess an orbital superlaser. At the moment it's stored behind my old school stuff in the basement. Shame, you never get to actually use those things...

 

[Turbulenssi]

Because I... Suck at everything I do! Ha! Beat that!

 

[Cracker3011]

I'm awesome because I'm awesome like that.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I beat mega man 10 in less than an hour. Top that.

Beat Contra, Mega Man 2, and Mega Man 3 on the NES without losing a life

HOLY FU****G SHIT!!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I've got decent, in some cases truly awesome grades, I know four languages, understand more, I plan on learning even more, I have a great interest in psychology and like to think I'd be great as a shrink, I own 3 swords (2 if you don't count the tanto), I used to play guitar a bit, I rock at halo, I read fast for the most part, I write (when I don't have writer's block or other obstacles) and I'm single by choice.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I don't have to explain myself to the likes of you, puny mortal.

 

[Cracker3011]

Hey! I just remembered an actual reason for awesomeness!

I was a body actor in one of Dexterboy124's machinimas. Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbObC_ZhyLw check the credits ^^

 

[KnightRider0717]

theres nothing much i have to say about myself, i think very lowly of myself other than my intelligence, its really the only thing about me im confident of. ive been told by people im quite talented at guitar and the songs i write are great as well as a few other things, i dont really believe them, i usually think they have mental issues

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I one-man-band all of Metallica's ...And Justice For All. On real instruments.
Your move, fellow forum-goers.

 

[fanozelda9]

I'm not, but my 5 year old brother made our 12 year old cousin tap out in a fight at easter and he caught a coelacanth unassissted in Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, so I call awesome by relation.

 

[Latinidiot]

Let's see. I play guitar, better than most mortals, I design Tats for people, I recently (re)discovered my writing prowess, I speak 3 languages fluent at the age of 16, I just reminded myself I'm already 17, and I look like badass incarnate.

also i have gone officially gonzo.

 

[wolf92]

I suffer from a condition called "Awesome-itis".

 

[kalakashi]

I'm a fairly normal guy that leads a good life, is generally a bit self-depracating, but not the point of irritation, and I also occassionally take the time to realise that I'm really not as bad as I make myself out to be.
I'm like a city-hippy; I'm not all free love, no shoes and spirituality, but I'm certainly all about doing what you want (providing it doesn't negatively affect others), and I genuinely believe that happiness is the only thing anyone ever needs.

 

[Tharwen]

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 1 minute and 15 seconds.

also known as peel the stickers off and rearrange them

I wouldn't repeat that anywhere near [a href="http://www.rubiks.com/Forum/Forums.aspx"]this site[/a], if I were you.

 

[spikespiegel]

I have both genitals....

 

[Blatherscythe]

I have the favor and support of Bruce Lee (he's not dead) who is the one man who can kick Chuck Norris' ass!

 

[RollForInitiative]

I make videogames for a living.

Fairly good ones, I like to think.

 

[technoted]

ERRRRRR, because I go see lots of bands and Mosh like a complete nutter despite the many (sometimes severe) injuries I've taken whilst in a pit, much to my doctors disaproval.