Why are YOU so damn awesome?

[SilentBobsThoughts]

It's time to put away those insecurities, little things about yourself that annoy you or worry you, its time to stand up, be counted and tell us, the escapist community, what makes you so awesome. Wether it is a character aspect, a piece of clothing, that you can sing, that you can fight, just something, that may set you apart from the others, or join you in a league of awesomeness. I'll set the ball rolling.


For some reason if I hear of, or see a man striking a woman I automatically go into 'TFI' mode.

For those out of the know, it stands for Totally Fucking Insane. I just can't stand it. Go.

 

[Irridium]

I put out my best work when I put it off until the last minute. And I always put stuff off until the last minute.

Damn I'm awesome.

I'm also very modest and can laugh at myself. I admit my flaws and don't hide for them. I also know when I'm wrong beaten and not afraid to admit it.

Damn I'm super-awesome.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

My sense of pain is totally deadened. I've had my nose broken without me even realising it, until I wondered why there was so much blood on my shirt.

 

[JRCB]

I can make most people feel awkward, as well as create a story from pretty much anything. That is why I am awesome.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I can admit when I'm wrong.

In my view, this is an extremely rare and valuable quality.

Also, I'm incredibly attractive.

 

[nairb1582]

I can claim with reasonable certainty that I am the only person I know with a concrete and plausible plan to purchase a military armored personnel carrier to use as a car. And not one of those pathetic hummers that don't even have bullet proof windows.

 

[The Warden]

My sense of humor.
It is awesome.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

My dad is Han Solo

And my mother is Satan

-Im a pedigree of Awesome!

 

[Wardnath]

Where I come from, my spelling and grammar skills are legendary.

I can recite Pi to 100 places, entirely from memory (the last digit is a 9. Don't believe me? Look it up ).

 

[Lexodus]

I'm a master storyteller, I can cheer people up and make them laugh in pretty much any situation, I'm intelligent (they got me tested for dyslexia but it turns out I'm a lazy supergenius), I'm a writer (one Valentines I sent somebody something and apparently it was 'so beautiful it made them cry', which I take as an enormous complement), I have a huge vocal range, allowing me to sing stuff like Old Man River an octave down, and frankly it's just great to be me.
There's loads of other stuff, but that's enough, because I don't wanna come off too bigheaded.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I've been tested by multiple psychologists and consistently scored a 140+ IQ, I'm 19, I'm unemployed, I've got a GED, no plans for my future, and absolutely no motivation to improve my current situation.

I'm awesome because few people are quite as skilled at throwing their lives away as I am.

 

[sheic99]

What insecurities?

 

[crudus]

I can write a good story from anything. I can argue any point fairly well. I work better under pressure and under a deadline (in fact I can't work without a deadline).

where I come from.

...from where I come. You can't end a sentence with a preposition

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I wrote an article about character development. And referenced Mass Effect. If that doesn't say "awesome" I don't know what does. It can be found here: http://x10-edicate.x10.mx/

I also have no problem with shameless self-promotion.

 

[Wardnath]

where I come from.

...from where I come. You can't end a sentence with a preposition

Damn it.

How come I've only heard of this rule now?

 

[Dyme]

Because I can entertain people if I have to.

 

[Skorpyo]

I can drop your gaming console, computer, or car down to nuts and bolts. Then I can SUCCESSFULLY rebuild it.

Oh yeah.

 

[Quaxar]

I never really learned but still passed everything in school, interesting subjects I even got a 1 or 2 without doing anything.
Yay me!

 

[Tharwen]

I just showed you this video: