Why are YOU so damn awesome?

[The Free Wind]

I have an IQ of 130+, I'm extremely creative, I don't drink or do drugs, I'm funny when appropriate, i can be really determined about things, I know how to handle "dangerous situations", I have great friends, and I'm classy.

If that's not enough to be awesome, look at my Screen Name and Avatar. LOOK AT THEM!!!

 

[child of lileth]

I'm very abstract, which makes other people feel better about being less weird.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Because I murder evil beings in video games and have morals for real(or reels, depending on if you think having morals "lures" trolls out, heh, heh).

 

[Reep]

I apparently have a really soothing voice, and i have metal somewhere in my hand.

 

[ShadowKatt]

I just am.

My awesome doesn't need to be clarified further than that.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I am epic because I CAN ANIMATE!

http://www.youtube.com/user/DingoWalley01

Proof of my Epicness...

 

[dorkette1990]

I can deliver amazing speeches, which has nothing to do with my career choice. Also, I can cook like a goddess, without recipes or training.
Oh, and I'm so eccentric, I make everyone else around me look normal.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I do things with a BGM (Background music)

Baking Christmas cookies? Meh. Baking Christmas cookies to Black Sabbath's "Iron Man"? That's Dr. wonderful brand of awesome.

 

[Jodah]

I have a massive pen...ummm...yea! A massive pen!


In all seriousness, its because I take pride in what I do. I may not be good at everything, hell I suck at a lot of things. But the few things I focus on I do well.

 

[rt052192]

ummm I bleed Mountain Dew and eat snowboards! Duh!

 

[theSovietConnection]

Because I'm sitting here wearing a cap, gas mask, and a t-shirt with Porky Pig on it.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[crudus]

Damn it.

How come I've only heard of this rule now?

I have no clue, but "how come" isn't a question word/phrase (it is mostly nonsensical). The word you are looking for is "why".

(I am just helping grammar legends be better)

 

[Wardnath]

Damn it.

How come I've only heard of this rule now?

I have no clue, but "how come" isn't a question word/phrase (it is mostly nonsensical). The word you are looking for is "why".

(I am just helping grammar legends be better)

Well, now I look stupid. >_>

I believe that's still technically correct, however.

 

[Ham_authority95]

ummm I bleed Mountain Dew and eat snowboards! Duh!

That's just magical. I'm serious.

OT: I know a bunch about music, I'm in two bands, I have a job, and I think that I'm fairly attractive.

I'll wait a second for your mind to recover from the last one...

 

[RatRace123]

I can grasp new concepts and get tasks done really quickly.

It helped me a lot in school, procrastination FTW.

 

[SageRuffin]

I wield both the God- and Devilhand! And my middle name is Alexander!!

Oh yeah, I'm a fucking beast.

 

[Darklupus]

Because I am, I guess. The rest is for both me and you to fill in.