Why are YOU so damn awesome?

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swolf

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Let's see...I was trained as a Combat Medic in the U.S. Army (so I know how to kill and heal), I'm a husband, I'm a father, I help people prepare to enlist (get them in shape and teach them the ropes including the Soldier's Creed, Warrior Ethos, etc...so far, only one person has made it to Day 2. Why? Because civilians are used to being talked polite to and not having to push their bodies beyond what they see as "their limit" which is just a small bit of what they really can do if they push themselves past "it's getting difficult"), I've overcome suicidal tendencies from depression I've saved the lives of a few people, fought a rapist off of my exwife who left me so she could be with other men (though when they found out about each other, she ended up alone. It turns out, if you're sleeping with a married woman...she might cheat on you. Go figure.)I've done backyard wrestling just for fun, and I've worked as a sous chef at a fine dining restaurant, I've beaten drug addictions (with the help of the woman who is both the mother of my child and wife), and have lost about 60lbs of fat...so, yeah...

OT: My life has been rather interesting. So, to anybody who has ever been depressed and/or considered suicide, look at my life. I've been to the bottom of life and have, somehow, come up and done what I've stated above (and I'm only 24). Trust me, push yourself through the hard times and you will find greener pastures. I know it's not all good but it's crazy to think that I used to be the "fat kid with long hair and acne" outsider whose only social club in school was the chess club. So, yeah...hope that helps someone.

XOT: Just wanted to clarify about the military training, when I tell people what we will do they say things like "you're insane" but, once they've finished it, they feel MUCH more confident in their abilities. Like I said, I don't ever ask anybody to do anything that they can't do and I do it with them despite a couple lingering injuries and being asthmatic.
 

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I'm not really all that awesome to be honest.

I suppose my knowledge of Pokemon, my ability to care and help others would put me apart from others, but I'm certain there are people who do both of those and do them better.
 

Bloodstain

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Dear LiberalSquirrel and I managed to create a ridiculously long quote chain that crossed the screen borders. Also, we managed to break the messaging system (our mails wouldn't be displayed correctly).

That's why we are awesome.
Oh, and we demand badges.
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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I've never had to study to ace an exam. EVER.

Also, I am a fan of David Tennant, which makes me awesome by extension. Because let's face it, you cannot get more badass than David Tennant.
 

Warchiefwill

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People say I can keep a very cool headed in a crises and that I admit defeat if i know i am in the wrong ( No matter how bitter the argument! Although I still say Shepard could pwn Jane's ass any day of the week :p Firefly reference Whoo!)

Also, I enjoy giving gifts to friends and family :)
 

Thedayrecker

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Because, when asked to make a brochure about the digestive system, I made a mine a Billy Mays themed labor camp. The best part.... I only had two hours to work on it, because the power was out all day.
 

Warchiefwill

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Wardnath said:
crudus said:
Wardnath said:
Damn it.

How come I've only heard of this rule now?
I have no clue, but "how come" isn't a question word/phrase (it is mostly nonsensical). The word you are looking for is "why".

(I am just helping grammar legends be better)
Well, now I look stupid. >_>

I believe that's still technically correct, however.
The best kind of correct :D
 

thom_cat_

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If I like a girl I will go out of my way to tell her so.
I'm getting a six pack :D sooo many crunches and situps...
I can make my voice go super low (devil voice :D), shake my eyes, airwalk and moonwalk.
I'm making a metcard snake around my room (fuck give me some tram cards!)
I dunno, I'm great to be around with friends and I like to smile.
Smiles are the best part of people, so if I smile to people I like then the world's a better place.
yeh, awesome.
 

Gabriel Xollan

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What makes me awesome? That's for me to know and you to find out!

But my Official Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker headband helps give you a hint.
 

Angerwing

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I'm actually quite successful for my age, and I've got my life figured out. I'm confident, very intelligent, and I like to think I'm pretty good looking. I spend my days persuading and convincing people (I'm a salesman), and I'm now very quick with my words, and VERY persuasive.

I also have a 32" LCD in my room, hooked up to my 360.
 

Prometheous

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I can disarm and/or incapacitate someone threatening me in than 2.4 seconds.

I can con you out of your life savings and you won't realize it until I am half way to Vladivostok

I can scale almost any building I walk by everyday

...

I make a mean bacon and egg sandwich
 

Fidelias

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I can remember plotlines for YEARS just off the top of my head. I'm also one of the all-around nicest guys I know. I'm not being arrogant, everyone I know tells me this. Sometimes that's a problem though, cause I don't know how to say no to someone, but I still like being a nice guy.
 

Jark212

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I have an awesome sense of humor, I know a little about a lot, I am a master of the Deviant, and people tell me that I'm a nice caring person...
 

Death on Trapezoids

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I have a command of thoroughly useless information
and a larger one of not-so-useless information
(cookie to the person who gets the reference in the first line)
I can read books that are as 5 inches thick in a day
Roughly 75% of the time I explain something to someone, the look at me cross-eyed and say "Wut?"
And I am the king of random facts!
 

Divine Miss Bee

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well, according to this friend of mine, i'm awesome because i speak a million languages and like all the cool movies and stuff. but i think i'm awesome because i am protective of those i love, and will go to any extent to see them happy.
 

zehydra

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crudus said:
Wardnath said:
Damn it.

How come I've only heard of this rule now?
I have no clue, but "how come" isn't a question word/phrase (it is mostly nonsensical). The word you are looking for is "why".

(I am just helping grammar legends be better)
actually, why don't you just go all out and use the word "wherefore"
as in, "Wherefore hath I only momentarily heard of this rule?"
 

zehydra

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I fly about in a zeppelin. It's pretty awesome. It's made of cardboard, and never lifts off the ground.