Why are YOU so damn awesome?

[shticks]

I'm awesome because I have to speakers for my computer ATM but I still try and watch videos on youtube.

 

[Sgt Doom]

A general state of ennui lends to me what I suppose can best be described as thick skin i.e. things generally don't bother me very easily. There are a few things that'll send me into rage or sorrow, but they're few and far between.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'm a master storyteller, I can cheer people up and make them laugh in pretty much any situation, I'm intelligent (they got me tested for dyslexia but it turns out I'm a lazy supergenius), I'm a writer (one Valentines I sent somebody something and apparently it was 'so beautiful it made them cry', which I take as an enormous complement), I have a huge vocal range, allowing me to sing stuff like Old Man River an octave down, and frankly it's just great to be me.
There's loads of other stuff, but that's enough, because I don't wanna come off too bigheaded.

Oh my God you are modest as well, as well as being incredibly subtle. You managed to subtely indicate your modesty, which, by its very nature, indicated your immense ability to be subtle. Your head is now the size of a small country.

OT: I ... I can admit when I'm wrong, laugh at my mistakes and prefer to form anything resembling a complex idea without the use of words as I find language to be more restricting than liberating (don't worry, I ed up putting it into words later so that I can run it by my friends).

... Ooh, I'm also fairly intelligent (not supergenius obviously, but quite above average)

 

[Tdc2182]

I have a grip on reality.

Its pretty awesome.

 

[Trilaanus]

I've unraveled the secrets of the universe and know exactly how people need to act towards themselves and others to to truly make the world a better place yet have also realized that a better world can also be a crappier world and so the best way to live in it is by sticking firmly to your unique interpretations of reality and realizing what everyone else thinks or holds dear is almost completely pure tripe, not that you should look down on them for it because reality is what you make of it and everyone else is most likely certain you're full of crap, too.

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

I'm awesome because I am humble, in fact I am the most humble of all time and ever will be. Bow before my humbleness!

But really, it's because I'm a nice guy. Being a genius doesn't hurt either.

 

[joshuaayt]

I consider myself extremely open minded. Really, that's about it. Fairly intelligent, capable student, open minded. That's all...except...
I could beat YOU at SSBB. Yeah, you. If I knew how to use BBCode to link you to your own profile, I would, but I'm afraid I don't.
Shame I suck at all other games...

 

[Faerun]

Because I work with ants!

'nuff said!

 

[dariuskyne]

Because i'm an ex-goth who is mildly into steampunk, have built my own mini-chopper trike (because I could) rebuilt a few pre 80's mopeds (they have pedals thus the name mo-ped), figured out how to tie a tie by myself without any instruction, know more dos commands than most other people I know, know how to navigate windows without a mouse, know how to weld with a mig welder (planning on going to classes for tig as soon as I get another job), know how to etch and plate most metals (all metalworking skills were learned by book and hands-on), annoy people with my horrid typos and grammer usage without realizing it, have met many interesting people and done interviews for a gothic webzine (mainly bands and artists like Voltaire, VNV Nation, etc.)...

dunno, i'm sure there more things that people who know me would tell me to list, but I just mainly do it all because I want to or because i can, not so much for any type of acceptance or cool factor, to the contrary, alot of my hobbies and likes are considered lame or geeky, but hey, to each their own.

 

[Killerscape]

Because I can do cool shit with sharp objects without hurting anyone and probably because I'm as emotional as a sarcastic brick (not prick).

 

[Levitas1234]

I hate teenagers, and love the old days, have vast wisdom and knowledge of the world.


while simultaneously being a teenager which i hate.

i'm so damn awesome because i created this vicious circle of self hatred

 

[AngloDoom]

Some days I seem to have the reaction-speed of a quick-drawing cowboy and move like a friggin' rocket-leopard.

Most days, I'm at least pretty good at exaggerations and colourful comparisons.

 

[Robin_Lyon]

Honestly?

It's the sex.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

My sense of humor.
It is awesome.

This and my affinity for non-sequiters.

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Well, I have abeard to rival that of chuck norris. I am layed back, quick witted, and the all time mario kart double dash champion

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

I can make most people feel awkward, as well as create a story from pretty much anything. That is why I am awesome.

Thus, Twilight was made...
BBUUURRRN!!
/sarcasm off, same here... it's fun >:3

 

[The Rockerfly]

I have a black belt in Tai-Kwan-doe
Grade 7 in guitar
Have a smoking hot girlfriend
Make more money then most of my friends doing less than an hour of work a day
I have also written symphonies and pieces ranged from all different types of work
Can bench lift 170 pounds of weight

That's why I am awesome

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Im a texan blues guitarist with a big ass cowboy hat and a fine pare of boots who can serenade with the best of them.I can also recite the declaration of independence from mind,I own a 150 year old copy of The Prince and have a portrait of Stevie Ray Vaughan in my room.

 

[PoliceBox63]

I told you the reason I was so awesome but it broke the Escapist so I dedicated the rest of my life to building a working time machine and I've just travelled back to stop myself telling you...

[sub]shit! I just created a paradox[/sub]

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

My dad is Han Solo

And my mother is Satan

-Im a pedigree of Awesome!

Han-Satan is the best name ever...

On Topic: I'm awesome because I'm there for everyone when they need me, even if they're an asshole. I'm generally a nice person, and I'm a fairly competant writer. I'm not awesome really, but I'm slightly above average.