Why can't Hollywood stop?

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Bayonet_Anderson

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ok, it's getting beyond a joke.
When will America learn that it's BAD to make movies out of games, comics and anime series? My prime example here is games.

Resident Evil. Played all the games - awesome. Read all the books by S.D Perry - awesome/ Saw the films.. NOT AWESOME, since when was Jill a fag, when was Nemesis good (wtf?!) and when was Tyrant, the monster we all loved and feared a cocky arrogant dick who could talk.. with tentacles not claws i might add.
Alone in the dark, quite a good game, sucky film.
Now there's talk of a fallout movie..? An essentially non-linear game made into a film?!
the only exception i can think of is Silent Hill which was pretty decent.

The reason Hollywood sucks and fails at making these movies are emphasised in whole as to why the Dragonball Evolution movie sucked. That film made me die alot inside.. Been a major DBZ fan since i was old enough to understand half of what was said on cartoons. They changed all character background, didnt even attempt to match teh characters looks.. and just generally failed at everything else.

Why? Because they can't go against the boundaries of reality like games, anime and comics can. For some horrendously stupid reason, Hollywood just can't seem to get it into their heads that this is a fact. I say why, but we all know that it's down to money. Christ i remember the old Street Fighter movie with jean-claude van damme. Then the game of the movie based on a game being released... It's just ludicrous. Hollywood, stop ruining games.
 

teisjm

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They'll stop when they stop making money by doing so.

You do realize that many good movies are made based on books/comics right?
Almost all superhero-movies start heroes from comics, and mant of them were good, take batman or x-men for example.
Lord of the rings was really good movies, even though they were based on really good books.
A shitload of other movies which i can't be bothered to think of is based on books.

I have yet to see a good movie based on a game.

Also, why does it ruin a game if theres a crappy movie based on it? It's not like it changes the game. Just like fan-fiction isn't ruining movies/books/comics/games
 

Captain Urahara

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I would assume they would stop making video game movies when people stop going to see them. The problem is that people don't. They'll sit there and state that the movie based off of [Insert Video Game] will suck harder than any other, and then they'll go get into the line to buy the ticket to see it.
 

quiet_samurai

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I think the first Resident Evil movie was good. And quite a few movies based on comics are good, the first Spiderman and X-men come to mind and the newer Batman movies are fucking awesome.
 

dontworryaboutit

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The Punisher film with Thomas Jane was glorious.

The second with Ray Stevenson was ok. The brutality was excellent though.
 

dmase

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becuase you touch yourself at night... read the question then this it will make "sense"jk
anyways, people do dare to dream that thier favorite video game/ book which they visulaized how it would be in real life are overjoyed by the chance to see it. There are also a lot of fanboys that won't bother going to see the movie unless its oked by their fellow fanboys, they can't make it perfect but at least give them a chance and don't have a predetermined mindset that this will suck hard. And um hello bloodrayne OMG awesome to the maximum
 

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Somebody making a crappy movie about a game/comic/balloon you love doesn't depreciate the awesome of the source material.

Yes, it is annoying, but no real harm is being done.
 

teisjm

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dmase said:
And um hello bloodrayne OMG awesome to the maximum
You do realize that some day, someone will kill you for gloryfying a GAME-MOVIE made by UWE BOLL right?
 

dmase

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teisjm said:
dmase said:
And um hello bloodrayne OMG awesome to the maximum
You do realize that some day, someone will kill you for gloryfying a GAME-MOVIE made by UWE BOLL right?
Why would you not like Bloodrayne it's super kuwaee(i don't think i spealt that right). The Killer person can bring it Edward will protect me... I am shameless.
 

teisjm

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dmase said:
teisjm said:
dmase said:
And um hello bloodrayne OMG awesome to the maximum
You do realize that some day, someone will kill you for gloryfying a GAME-MOVIE made by UWE BOLL right?
Why would you not like Bloodrayne it's super kuwaee(i don't think i spealt that right). The Killer person can bring it Edward will protect me... I am shameless.
I've actually seen ti as well, and even though i don't share you're enthusiam i didn't find it bad either.

It's not like I will kill you, just thought it would happen based on how those 2 things are frowned upon in the gaming comunnity/culture.

TBH i actually liked Uwe's take on Postal. It was hillarious, even though it was founded with nazi gold.

And who the fuck is Edward?
 

Yossarian90

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I think everyone gets the whole money thing so past that it's because people are really getting into gaming, even souless producers and script writers, I think it's possible to make a good game movie but it needs to take from the universe and the setting not to copy and paste the actual game.

It's really impossible to get all that interactivty into a spectator media form. What I don't get is when people like Uwe Boll try to get all that action stuff, that granted may be a guilty pleasure to play, into films. Because it ain't fun to watch.
 

SteveDave

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They'll make a good movie when someone decides to take a game's story and make it their own. We see that when a movie is made into a game it is usually only successful when the devs put their own orignal twist one something we alread know. Now the film industry has to learn this leason but they probably won't care until they stop getting chumps to got see this shit.
 

dmase

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teisjm said:
dmase said:
teisjm said:
dmase said:
And um hello bloodrayne OMG awesome to the maximum
You do realize that some day, someone will kill you for gloryfying a GAME-MOVIE made by UWE BOLL right?
Why would you not like Bloodrayne it's super kuwaee(i don't think i spealt that right). The Killer person can bring it Edward will protect me... I am shameless.
I've actually seen ti as well, and even though i don't share you're enthusiam i didn't find it bad either.

It's not like I will kill you, just thought it would happen based on how those 2 things are frowned upon in the gaming comunnity/culture.

TBH i actually liked Uwe's take on Postal. It was hillarious, even though it was founded with nazi gold.

And who the fuck is Edward?
wtf dude seriously. i was joking about liking blood rayne or anything that had to do with it.

As many twilight bashing threads as there are you think that you would at least no the most important vampire in twilight... that would be edward by the way.
 

Zeramo

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It's all about the money
but I'd like this opportunity to say I really liked the Resident Evil Movies but perhaps that is because I did not expect anything from them to begin with and I didn't play any Resident Evil game
 

teisjm

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dmase said:
teisjm said:
dmase said:
teisjm said:
dmase said:
And um hello bloodrayne OMG awesome to the maximum
You do realize that some day, someone will kill you for gloryfying a GAME-MOVIE made by UWE BOLL right?
Why would you not like Bloodrayne it's super kuwaee(i don't think i spealt that right). The Killer person can bring it Edward will protect me... I am shameless.
I've actually seen ti as well, and even though i don't share you're enthusiam i didn't find it bad either.

It's not like I will kill you, just thought it would happen based on how those 2 things are frowned upon in the gaming comunnity/culture.

TBH i actually liked Uwe's take on Postal. It was hillarious, even though it was founded with nazi gold.

And who the fuck is Edward?
wtf dude seriously. i was joking about liking blood rayne or anything that had to do with it.

As many twilight bashing threads as there are you think that you would at least no the most important vampire in twilight... that would be edward by the way.
I wasn't joking, i did see it, and I think i've seen worse films, i did actually like postal, it was funny.

I just didn't recall his name, you should've said mr. sparkle-fang :p