Why cant you kill kids?

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Jinxzy said:
I've tried but since they keep saying "oh I'm hungry" and try eating the cattlerod I just like then do as they please as long as they work. so a few kids went "missing" it's a mine it cant be helped.
Just fill in the X-28/7a and new employees will be found post haste. We also can supply moral boosters to keep them working better when the rod doesn't work with them.
 

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stevetastic said:
ok here are several reasons
:most people really don't want to kill children
:the controversy would be huge
:it would probably be banned in several countries
:Killing children is just disgusting
 

Pyro Paul

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okay... every reason given before this about morals, feelings, and everything else about how it is disgusting or 'too evil' is outright wrong.


the only reason Killing Kids is not in games is because several countries (germany is one off the top of my head) which will out and out ban a game from sales with in its boarders if it has the capability to kill children in it.

being banned in a country means you can't get money from players in that country. and well, game design companies are there to Make money after all... so they follow the rules so they can get the cash money.


hell in a lot of games, Fable, Fallout3, oblivion, making kids invunrable is More of a hastle than simply allowing them to die, which is why a lot of open world games simply don't have kids in them. (GTA3 and on, for example)
 

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We are already killing grown up kids! I mean, most AI are like kids, right, RIGHT?
 

ohgodalex

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Christ, I'm against censorship in any shape or form, aside from the necessary end of Fox News, and even I can't believe you would suggest something like this.

Why would you want to kill children?
 

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Time Travelling Toaster said:
Jinxzy said:
I've tried but since they keep saying "oh I'm hungry" and try eating the cattlerod I just like then do as they please as long as they work. so a few kids went "missing" it's a mine it cant be helped.
Just fill in the X-28/7a and new employees will be found post haste. We also can supply moral boosters to keep them working better when the rod doesn't work with them.
Ahhh well everything seems all set then. Thank you for coming to help with the mine, can i offer you some freshly baked cookies?
 

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Jinxzy said:
Ahhh well everything seems all set then. Thank you for coming to help with the mine, can i offer you some freshly baked cookies?
Yes, I would be delighted to have some :D but I fear I must dash after as more mines most be sorted as the workers have decided to try and alter their condtitons >.>
 

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Propagandasaurus said:
Jinxzy said:
I've tried but since they keep saying "oh I'm hungry" and try eating the cattlerod I just like then do as they please as long as they work. so a few kids went "missing" it's a mine it cant be helped.
Wow, if you tried to eat a cattlerod I think that would fry out your brain.
True but when your hungry you'll try to eat anything
 

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Because you will awaken Jack Thompson.

He'll hunt you down ruthelessly, losing cases all across America (Just not in Florida.. Zing!)
 

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Time Travelling Toaster said:
Jinxzy said:
Ahhh well everything seems all set then. Thank you for coming to help with the mine, can i offer you some freshly baked cookies?
Yes, I would be delighted to have some :D but I fear I must dash after as more mines most be sorted as the workers have decided to try and alter their condtitons >.>
well I'll just get you a little doggy bag for the cookies, you have a wonderful day sir.
 

Kinguendo

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Generally the gaming industry doesnt want to be associated with murdering children, they are just weird like that I guess(!) XD
 

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Glefistus said:
Everybody hates children, except women loaded up on Oxytocin.
Unless I've been lied to my whole life, I would like to respectfully disagree with that statement.
 

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Jinxzy said:
well I'll just get you a little doggy bag for the cookies, you have a wonderful day sir.
Thank you for your hospitality ma'am, and always remember that Quick Mine is here to help get your mine back in order in no time ;).
 

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Glefistus said:
ohgodalex said:
Christ, I'm against censorship in any shape or form, aside from the necessary end of Fox News, and even I can't believe you would suggest something like this.

Why would you want to kill children?
Everuybody hates children, except women loaded up on Oxitocin.
Well I don't hate kids at all, but they can be annoying brats. Thats like when you wish you could kick them in fable 2 like the chickens.
 

Iron Mal

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In my opinion there is absolutely nothing wrong with killing children in a game (just as there is nothing wrong with acts of mass violence and murder against adults, teenagers and the elderly in an artificial environement), especially seeing as most children in games are seemingly introduced with the inadvertant goal of making themselves as annoying and infuriating as possible (who can honestly say that they have not felt the urge to harpoon mayor Mccready, from little lamplight, in the eye?).

Killing children in reality, however, is a completely different thing altogether and is rightfully condemned by most people in society.
 

Kinguendo

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mentor07825 said:
Evil Jak said:
Generally the gaming industry doesnt want to be associated with murdering children, they are just weird like that I guess(!) XD
Although the video game industry is all for killing prostitutes right after sex to get your money back.
Yeah, they have standards after all(!) XD

The first thing I thought when I read that though was "Does this guy think recently used prostitues are as innocent as children?", but I figured this probably isn't the case... just in case it is though, I put this extra part onto this comment.