Why did the chicken cross the road.(give your own answers)

[LegendaryMan]

Question:Why did the Chicken Croos the Road

Answer:
Plato:For he's own good.On the other side of the road he will find an answer.

Aristotale:Its on the chicken's nature to cross roads.

Galileo:And indeed it crossed it.

Carl Max:It was Historically Inavoidable.It had to cross the road.

Darwin:Chickens with the passing of centuries have passed out mutations to their
later genarations so today they are genetically capable of crossing roads.

Sigmunt Freyd:For you to be concerned if the chicken crossed the road,that diagnoses you
as having Sydromes of Insecurity aswell as reduced Sexual life.

Martin Luther King:I dream of a world where chicken can Cross roads without being
questionned for their actions.

Mr.Spock:To go where no other chicken has gone before.

Bill Gates:We are happy to anounce that Chicken Office 2009 has been released which
enables chicken to cross roads but also to write documents,draw and do other interests.

Someone in India:So what?We have cows that do the same thing.

Guys at NASA:We first sended chickens to cross the roads to test the conditions of living
before sending a human.

Someguy:Quick,Catch it before it crosses the road.

So what are your answers.

 

[MGlBlaze]

Me: The chicken crossed the road because it had to; they was either something on the other side it wanted to get to, or something on its own side that was being less than friendly, and there wasn't any quick alternative path besides crossing a road. Not stop asking this stupid bloody question; why does anything ELSE cross a road?

/boring serious answer

 

[ChocoFace]

A dog: woof woof
Mr. T: I pity the foo'!

Yeah im unimaginative. Sue me.

 

[tk1989]

to get to the other side?

 

[Jaranja]

Maybe you should learn proper grammar then come back.

OT: Me: He crossed it because over the other side were some hens

 

[Cherry Cola]

This is not an important question. The important question is: Was it the egg or the chicken who crossed the road first?

 

[Cherry Cola]

A dog: woof woof
Mr. T: I pity the foo'!

Yeah im unimaginative. Sue me.

*files lawsuit*

If that agoraphobic dude can do it for bullshit reasons, so can I.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Michael Jackson?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Who's to say the chicken did indeed cross the road? Is it not possible...nay, probable, that the chicken itself is entirely stationary, and the road passes beneath it?

 

[therandombear]

Because he wanted to
Is there any other reason?

 

[Quoth]

Maybe you should learn proper grammar then come back.

OT: Me: He crossed it because over the other side were some hens

You may have meant because on the other side were some cocks, as in the male of a chicken (hen!) I'm in such a pedantic mood today.

My answer:

The chicken didnt cross the road, it was bread crumb coated, deep fried and taken over in a bucket.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

"To escape from Colonel Sanders."

 

[Amnestic]

This is not an important question. The important question is: Was it the egg or the chicken who crossed the road first?

The egg, for the egg was in an egg and spoon race, in which the chicken was participating. The egg won by a spoon's length.

 

[cjbos81]

To escape his rapist.

 

[Communist partisan]

To get to west berlin?

 

[Jharry5]

I don't know, because he wanted to?

 

[Nickolai77]

William Berkley: The chicken did not really cross the road, rather, you had an idea of a chicken crossing the road.


Immanual Kant: It was a catagorical imperative that the chicken crosses the road


Thomas Aquinas- The chicken was caused to cross the road


Mohammed- It was God's will that the Chicken crosses the road

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Ayn Rand: Who are we to question the chickens right to the pursuit of its own happyness?

Pavlov: It was inevitable, given the chickens conditioned reflexes toward road-like environments

Pirate Chook: To mark its chicken treasure trove

GW Bush: You're either with our side of the road or against our side of the road

NSA Chook: You saw the chook? Come with us please...........

 

[Cherry Cola]

This is not an important question. The important question is: Was it the egg or the chicken who crossed the road first?

The egg, for the egg was in an egg and spoon race, in which the chicken was participating. The egg won by a spoon's length.

It won by a spoon's length... that sounds like something a certain person would say.. but who? Oh wait, I remember