Why did the chicken cross the road.(give your own answers)
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Wow, clearly someone's not a fan of physics...JimmyBassatti said:Don't start that bull shit, please...Scary_Bob said:In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.Furburt said:
Sorry I had to
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Just leave it at that.
That is the most compelling logic I've ever seen for why the chicken wanted to cross the road!hippo24 said:
To get to the chicken on the other side (chocolate-chip cookies for everybody who gets the refference).
*sighs*JimmyBassatti said:No, the Soviet Russia jokes. Please end it at that, before someone makes a thread about them.Scary_Bob said:Wow, clearly someone's not a fan of physics...JimmyBassatti said:Don't start that bull shit, please...Scary_Bob said:In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.Furburt said:
Sorry I had to
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Just leave it at that.
Yes, I know what you meant, my response was an attempt at humour.
And yes, I had intended to end it at that, hence the apology for bringing it up.
Let's stop derailing the thread shall we?
It was a test to see if a chicken could set off a landmine. If the landmine got set off by the chicken walking over it, chickens could just be dropped on minefields to clear them.
Alternative: It was, along with an entire flock of chickens, chasing the hero of time, because he had been hitting one of them.
Alternative: It was, along with an entire flock of chickens, chasing the hero of time, because he had been hitting one of them.
It all started 3 years ago during when the chicken and her friend rooster were out shopping for a nice new PSP. they were strolling along wing in wing as all newly weds do, when the rooster spotted a good deal in a window across the street, "PSP ONLY $120". Quickly he dashed across the road towards the shop, leaving the chicken on the other side. As the rooster was halfway across the road, a large truck swooped in and hit the rooster, launching him into the sky team rocket style.
Since that day, the chicken has never crossed the road, and as luk would have it it was a ring road surrounding the city, so the chicken never left the city after that moment... until today, the chicken was walking peacefully along the road where only 3 years ago her husband was tragically taken away from her. Just then she noticed a rooster standing on top of a building, thinking it only to be a weather vane, she thought nothing of it at first, but on a second glance, she saw it was her rooster, suddenly without thinking she ran across the road...
Thats the only reasonable reason for a chicken to cross a road... why the hell else would it be out of the coop...?
Since that day, the chicken has never crossed the road, and as luk would have it it was a ring road surrounding the city, so the chicken never left the city after that moment... until today, the chicken was walking peacefully along the road where only 3 years ago her husband was tragically taken away from her. Just then she noticed a rooster standing on top of a building, thinking it only to be a weather vane, she thought nothing of it at first, but on a second glance, she saw it was her rooster, suddenly without thinking she ran across the road...
Thats the only reasonable reason for a chicken to cross a road... why the hell else would it be out of the coop...?
