Why did the chicken cross the road.(give your own answers)

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Scary_Bob

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JimmyBassatti said:
Scary_Bob said:
Furburt said:
tk1989 said:
to get to the other side?
BLASPHEMY!

OP: because the soviet state provided him with excellent roads.
In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.

Sorry I had to :p

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Don't start that bull shit, please...
Just leave it at that.
Wow, clearly someone's not a fan of physics...
 

Scary_Bob

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JimmyBassatti said:
Scary_Bob said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Scary_Bob said:
Furburt said:
tk1989 said:
to get to the other side?
BLASPHEMY!

OP: because the soviet state provided him with excellent roads.
In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.

Sorry I had to :p

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Don't start that bull shit, please...
Just leave it at that.
Wow, clearly someone's not a fan of physics...
No, the Soviet Russia jokes. Please end it at that, before someone makes a thread about them.
*sighs*
Yes, I know what you meant, my response was an attempt at humour.
And yes, I had intended to end it at that, hence the apology for bringing it up.
Let's stop derailing the thread shall we?
 

delet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention.

(explanation: you know the whole cross the road or down the river thing? Another way for describing how one cuts' themselves. Across the road= attention. Down the river = death.)
 

Lazy Kitty

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It was a test to see if a chicken could set off a landmine. If the landmine got set off by the chicken walking over it, chickens could just be dropped on minefields to clear them.

Alternative: It was, along with an entire flock of chickens, chasing the hero of time, because he had been hitting one of them.
 

The Last Nomad

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It all started 3 years ago during when the chicken and her friend rooster were out shopping for a nice new PSP. they were strolling along wing in wing as all newly weds do, when the rooster spotted a good deal in a window across the street, "PSP ONLY $120". Quickly he dashed across the road towards the shop, leaving the chicken on the other side. As the rooster was halfway across the road, a large truck swooped in and hit the rooster, launching him into the sky team rocket style.
Since that day, the chicken has never crossed the road, and as luk would have it it was a ring road surrounding the city, so the chicken never left the city after that moment... until today, the chicken was walking peacefully along the road where only 3 years ago her husband was tragically taken away from her. Just then she noticed a rooster standing on top of a building, thinking it only to be a weather vane, she thought nothing of it at first, but on a second glance, she saw it was her rooster, suddenly without thinking she ran across the road...

Thats the only reasonable reason for a chicken to cross a road... why the hell else would it be out of the coop...?