Why did the user above steal from the cookie jar?

[Dr.Susse]

Because much like Popeye's spinach it gives you power.

I stole a nyan cat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you needed some poptarts...

I stole the sun.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...Because you wanted to remake a Old Spice ad.

I stole a copy of "Superman 64"

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you needed cheap kindling.

I stole a dalek.

 

[SextusMaximus]

You wanted to defeat Nazi Germany

I stole Arnie Schwarzenegger (spelling?)

 

[Dr.Susse]

To integrative him for his real name.

I stole a fire biscuit.

 

[Sha-Karn Todesfall]

Because FIRE and noms. But mostly FIRE.
I stole a Cheat! card.

 

[Dango]

To cheat... at something...

I stole this post!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To enjoy the look of your own typing.

I stole a Frankenstein's monster!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you were sick of everyone calling him Frankenstein.

I stole a stein glass.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

so you could get into oktoberfest.

I stole a cookie

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You wanted to clone it!

I stole a... CENTIPEDE!!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because now your collection of animals with 100 legs are complete.

I stole a pie and a beer.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To throw and to drink.

I stole a Uzi

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because Being a post man you felt you needed one.

I stole a fingerprint.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Because you want to use it in a
*Puts on sunglasses* CSI one-liner
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I stole a football.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because a ball shaped foot will sell well on Ebay.

I stole a cricket match.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Because we all need more Cricket shaped fire-matches in our lifes.

I stole a statue

 

[Fat Hippo]

Because he wants to decorate his house.

I stole a fake mustache.

 

[Dango]

To disguise yourself as a 40s' bodybuilder.