Why did the user above steal from the cookie jar?

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

The person above me didn't post what they stole...BECAUSE I STOLE IT OFF THEM!

I stole a post.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because now his evil plan is complete.

I stole a glass from the pub.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Because the waitress wouldn't sleep with you.

I stole the last living dodo bird.

 

[SextusMaximus]

You wanted to spread worldwide recognition of animal rights. [sub]you bastard[/sub]

I stole every animal everywhere's dignity

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because why the hell not?

I stole the metric system from the cookie jar.

 

[Dango]

For science!

I stole science from the cookie jar.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because it's the coolest thing in the jar!

I stole jar-jar from the jar.

 

[Dango]

I don't know, why would you do that?

I stole myself from the jar.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Not why, but how did you do that?

I stole ideas from the jar!

 

[Dango]

Because you're uncreative and lazy...

I stole cat ears from the cookie jar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To finish his cosplay...

I stole a severed finger from the jar.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To get it sewn back on.

I stole 40 cakes.
And that's terrible...

 

[Dango]

Because you're Lex Luthor, it's just what you do.

I stole soap.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To eat it.

I stole a goblin king!

 

[Dango]

To bash its head in.

I stole an army of spiders.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Cheaper than an army of snakes!

I stole your wallet from the jar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To steal my identity.

To stole your soul!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because souls are worth more at the moment that charaka.

I stole the genre of the blues.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Because your depressed.

I stole a Battleship.

 

[SextusMaximus]

To piss off the british navy!

I stole a dead rabbit