Why did the user above steal from the cookie jar?

[Dr.Susse]

Because now you have four lucky rabbit feet........And lunch.

I stole google chrome.

 

[Vlywncint]

Because firefox wasn't in there.

I stole a dagger.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To cut open one of them damn hard plastic Boxes that Remotes come in.

I stole a pig

 

[SextusMaximus]

To revel in it's porky goodness.

I stole Winston Churchill from teh cookie jar

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you needed to fight on the beaches.

I stole a cup of tea from the cookie jar.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To go with the cookies

I stole a lead bat

 

[Dr.Susse]

To chase down the next person who steals from the jar.

I stole a Vorpal blade.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

To find out what the hell that is...

I stole a racoon

 

[SextusMaximus]

You thought it was a badger dressed as Zorro

I stole a penguin :3

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because now you can control the south pole.

I stole a book.

 

[SextusMaximus]

To annoy that bastard of a librarian.

I stole a giant hawk egg

 

[DarkNazgul]

So you could claim "A wild Hawk Appears!!!"
I stole the souls of everyone who has posted.

 

[Dr.Susse]

So you could have the most soulful tea party.

I stole an Necronomicon.

 

[DarkNazgul]

So you could crash my undead party.
I stole the ring of power.

 

[DarkNazgul]

Oops. Double post. MB.

 

[Philol]

Because it looks good on you

I stole a unicorn

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You want to drink its blood to unlock its power.

I stole a peasant!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because now you can get so many odd jobs done.

I stole a slab of beer.

 

[PinkiePyro]

because you wanted to train it so you cold film a live action version of the pixar film ratatouille

I stole the whole jar