Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

Tweeted at the wrong Arnold.

 

[UltraDeth]

Buggered up the literally foolproof plan.

 

[Barbas]

Tried to establish another mounted division, this time with mudcrabs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

farted on my entree.

 

[UltraDeth]

Slowed the Wi-fi right down.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He ate the last known bison!

 

[UltraDeth]

Insulted all my favourite cartoons and tried to destroy them!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the scum tried to knife me!

 

[UltraDeth]

Was one of the worst gamers I've ever seen.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He stole the artifact keeping the portals to hell sealed!

 

[UltraDeth]

Cut out all the exciting set pieces.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He got up on the table, dropped his trousers, and dropped big ********* log right into the punchbowl! and he did it brazenly!

 

[UltraDeth]

Lead us right into a whirlpool full of leviathans! Apparently, he thought "Between Scylla and Charybdis" was some kind of colossal threesome!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

caught him with my brother's wife!

 

[UltraDeth]

Downgraded my weapons.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He was possessed by demons.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wouldn't help players boost their gamerscore.

 

[UltraDeth]

Kept forgetting the lyrics.