Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

Refused to be in the Bukkake shoot.

 

[UltraDeth]

Stole the key to Shambala.

 

[Barbas]

Sabotaged the Neptune mission.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wouldn't let me go to Hollywood.

 

[Barbas]

He was chanting to Mephala.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wasn't dope.

 

[Barbas]

He was rearranging the letters on the message board into dirty limericks.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was going to throw out all my Spanish wines.

 

[Barbas]

Tried to erect a statue to Mario.

 

[UltraDeth]

He insisted on acting streetwise in the Officer's Ball.

 

[Barbas]

He kicked the officer's balls.

 

[UltraDeth]

For driving a customized motorcycle indoors.

 

[Barbas]

For striving to categorize all the different birds in the world.

 

[UltraDeth]

For looking like he just woke up in the tub for my Knighthood.

 

[Barbas]

For getting so drunk he attempted to knight a bathtub full of beans.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wouldn't tell me where Libertalia is.

 

[Barbas]

He was related to Tony Blair.

 

[UltraDeth]

He stole my crotchetizer.