Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

For lighting his farts near the Missile stash.

 

[Barbas]

For unauthorized travel through the borderlands.

 

[UltraDeth]

For rehearsing a bank robbery at BAFTA.

 

[Barbas]

For nicking an old vinyl record and trying to flog it on the underground.

 

[UltraDeth]

For drunk driving in a vintage Cadillac.

 

[Barbas]

He was gentleman thievering.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was having a good old root during my presentation.

 

[Barbas]

He tried to resurrect Crash Bandicoot.

 

[UltraDeth]

For redirecting the armoured divisions to New Delhi.

 

[Barbas]

For skiing in the car park.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was opening beer bottles with my cutlass.

 

[Barbas]

He was rebuilding the town hall.

 

[UltraDeth]

He flogged someone's MBE and Captain stripes.

 

[Barbas]

He was planting potatoes in all the plant pots.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was throttling the toaster.

 

[Barbas]

He was throttling my internet.

 

[UltraDeth]

For belching the National Anthem.

 

[Barbas]

For breaking the lore.

 

[UltraDeth]

For refusing me weapon mods.

 

[Barbas]

For refusing to mod me weapons. Arrr.