Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 18, 2015 #121 To curry favour with the goblin tribes of Rock Gnasher Gulley.
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Sep 19, 2015 #122 The full moon whispers the black secrets of the universe in my ear and compels me to kill again
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Sep 19, 2015 #124 So that the whiny townspeople stop complaining and learn to look after themselves
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 19, 2015 #125 He was stopping me from laying waste to the forest.
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Sep 19, 2015 #126 The world wasn't big enough for both him and Godzilla
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Sep 19, 2015 #128 To prove the idiom: "Only the Awesome die young"
G Groxnax New member Apr 16, 2009 563 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #130 To stop the future where he became a warlord and took over Earth.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #131 Our differences were insurmountable, our ultimate goals mutually exclusive.
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #132 Because they broke the internet with their sexy arse.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #133 Because he was blocking the toilet door.
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #134 I had some fava beans and chianti, I just need someone's liver
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #135 He was about to push the dreaded button.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Sep 20, 2015 #139 He was buffing the floors for fun. Weirdo.
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Sep 21, 2015 #140 I need some garters so I took his guts
