Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Wary Wolf]

For tasting the jerky before it was ready

 

[Barbas]

'Cos he can't seen me, and he don't know me either.

 

[Albino Boo]

For being the invisible man

 

[Barbas]

For electing to take the way of pain.

 

[Albino Boo]

Lack of moral fiber

 

[Barbas]

Because he killed Hope.

 

[Albino Boo]

Because he killed the Pope

 

[Barbas]

Because he soaped the rope.

 

[Albino Boo]

For being a silly jedi

 

[Barbas]

For his groove.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Tax purposes.

 

[Barbas]

For bringing a weasel into work.

 

[Albino Boo]

For offending the Stoat Liberation Front

 

[Barbas]

For the infamous "Dumblydore" typo.

 

[Wary Wolf]

For not realizing it was auto-correct's fault

 

[Barbas]

For writing another chapter of that chuffing terrible fanfic.

 

[Albino Boo]

For taking Lord Chuffing's name in vain

 

[Barbas]

For derailing the monorail.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

for being an evil dopleganger of the real Barbas.

 

[Barbas]

For liquidating his assets on the king's roof.