Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

Let one rip on the deceased

 

[Barbas]

He fleeced the Greeks.

 

[UltraDeth]

His cursing was so bad it set off the chemical alarms

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because he didn't bring yesterday back around.

 

[UltraDeth]

Expected everyone to their porridge with chopsticks

 

[Barbas]

He was directed by Uwe Boll.

 

[UltraDeth]

He parked his jet on the stage during rehearsals

 

[Barbas]

Crashed an experimental stealth tank into the experimental stealth hot dog stand.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gave me a cheese and ketchup sandwich

 

[Barbas]

Attempted to fit the battlecruiser between two shipyards and did not succeed, at great cost.

 

[UltraDeth]

Voted on my behalf, even when I told him I don't vote.

 

[Barbas]

Refused to put down the keg.

 

[UltraDeth]

Left a floater that stank like hell.

 

[Barbas]

For his terrible Charles Dance impression.

 

[RedRockRun]

Fur das Vaterland.

 

[Barbas]

To restore balance to the cutlery.

 

[UltraDeth]

Swiped the microphone from me during my coronation to yell "Fuck her right in the pussy" at the audience of dignitaries.

 

[Barbas]

Funded Human Centipede 6.

 

[Headsprouter]

Was gonna die anyway.

 

[Barbas]

He was in the wrong sewer level.