Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

Served the toast cold.

 

[Barbas]

Smashed the expensive crockery.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Was being exceedingly creepy. and for turning a harmless wish for Scarlett Johanson to be my girlfriend into some twisted time-travelling nightmare!

 

[UltraDeth]

Flashed his spuds and put me off my potatoes.

 

[Barbas]

Defective weapon trigger.

 

[UltraDeth]

Did a whoopsie in the urinals.

 

[Barbas]

Refused to confess to the Great Pudding Train Robbery of '76.

 

[UltraDeth]

Fucked the custard pie, long and hard, then served it up.

 

[Barbas]

Thought he was a psycho midget.

 

[UltraDeth]

Created offensive masturbation material.

 

[Barbas]

Gleefully shaved points in that last game.

 

[UltraDeth]

Scored a 3-pointer with the robot Butler's head.

 

[Barbas]

He was taking a baseball bat to the walls.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wasted a whole clip for a test fire.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wilfully blew his load on the Japanese girl in front of everyone, not a little bit either, it was like when Stay Puft exploded, so everyone got sticky.

 

[Barbas]

Didn't know which way it was to the base.