Why did you kill the above avatar?

[UltraDeth]

Evacuated all bodily wastes at once in the showers.

 

[Barbas]

Tragic de-sync. error.

 

[UltraDeth]

His homemade swords were cack.

 

[Barbas]

Entered the death arena.

 

[UltraDeth]

Misspelled "cracked", it seems.

I said "cack" meaning "Of poor quality".

OT: Threw his dinner on the floor and I hate seeing food wasted.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's not made up.

OT: Served seaweed and mealworms in the cafeteria.

 

[Barbas]

For having a mildly entertaining word argument without me.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lost the Ark of the Covenant in the local lake.

 

[UltraDeth]

Showed no appreciation for the splendid giantesses when they graced us with their presence.

 

[UltraDeth]

For munging his lummocks at passers-by.

 

[UltraDeth]

Threw up on Her Royal Majesty Empress Atreides and laughed about it.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

for firing innocent people to their deaths out of a catapult.

 

[Barbas]

You gotta break a few eggs if you wanna make snuff porn.