Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

For rejecting my offer of delicious sushi.

 

[UltraDeth]

For wearing a bowtie with a flannel shirt.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to bring back plus-fours.

 

[UltraDeth]

For speaking like Ronald Reagan in front of the Arabs.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to teach Bush to read.

 

[UltraDeth]

He couldn't hold a candle to Inspector Clouseau.

 

[Barbas]

He would not surrender the twiglets.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was sniffing the saddle of the exercise bike in the gym.

 

[Barbas]

He knocked over the Baneblade.

 

[UltraDeth]

For using butter as lube.

 

[Barbas]

For attacking the count of Volkihar.

 

[UltraDeth]

He wouldn't pick up the damn phone!

 

[Barbas]

He kept calling, so I had to send a hitman.

 

[UltraDeth]

He disobeyed the true meaning of Talk Like a Pirate day.

 

[Barbas]

He refused my offer of tea and fairy cakes.

 

[UltraDeth]

He said bad things about California.

 

[Barbas]

He got in the way of my b-hopping.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was drunk on Aftershave.

 

[Barbas]

XP, baby.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was better dead than plaid.