Why did you kill the above poster?

[Shadyside]

Why did you kill me?

 

[Neuromancer]

So that you can join Forum Games in the afterlife.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

To let you escape your fate of editing Disorder Reviews.

 

[Shadyside]

Because all you had was pointless knowledge.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because he couldn't keep getting away with it.

 

[tippy2k2]

Because he can just bring himself back with Necromancy so it's not like I actually killed anyone!

Wait...Neuromancer, not Necromancer?

...uh oh

 

[Neuromancer]

Because he's Tippy.

 

[Shadyside]

Because a secular ideological doctrine told me to do it.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Because the leprechaun on my shoulder told me to.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because he squealed that I told him to kill Marik.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a homo.

 

[Neuromancer]

For being a sexual.

 

[Chimpzy]

Just because, I don't need an actual reason.

 

[Shadyside]

Because my political party told me to do it.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

For being a damn, dirty ape.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because he's a slow draw.

 

[Shadyside]

For being slow

 

[Neuromancer]

For calling other people slow while also being slow

 

[JoJo]

So I can mount his sunglasses on my wall as a trophy.

 

[immortalfrieza]

Silly! You don't need a reason to kill people.