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THEMANWHOIS

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I was about to play Warcraft 3 with some friends on LAN play and tried to type "THEMANWHOISGOINGTOKILLYOUALL" (I was drunk at the time) but it didn't fit. And I liked the ambiguity of it.
 

skyfire_freckles

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Skyfire sounds cool. Things in the sky, on fire. Lightning, a spacecraft aerobraking, meteors. Sky. Fire.

But skyfire is always already taken, and I refuse to be a number anything, so I add freckles, because I have many freckles, and the number of them is always growing, help me please they're taking over!

Btw, if you object to repeat topics, just don't post in them, and eventually they'll go away. Retards.
 

bodyklok

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Basically there's this show called Metalocalypse, and in that show there's a fictional band called dethklok. I just took the klok part and added body to the beginning, and, wallah! You get bodyklok.

*Sigh*

I've told the story so many times now even I've gotten broad of hearing it. I'll just make something awesome up next time.
 

bodyklok

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Gormourn said:
bodyklok said:
Basically there's this show called Metalocalypse, and in that show there's a fictional band called dethklok. I just took the klok part and added body to the beginning, and, wallah! You get bodyklok.

*Sigh*

I've told the story so many times now even I've gotten broad of hearing it. I'll just make something awesome up next time.
Now we only need to find some obscure GIJoe fan who is also a Dethklok fan and force him to make a forum account named "Cobracuted".
I have no clue as to what you're talking about? Was Coracuted a song by dethklok, I haven't seen Metalocalypse in a long time so I don't remember...
 

Captain Pancake

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I like pancakes, and the star wars character "Captain Panaka" sounded a lot like "Captain Pancake", so there you go.
 

Akai Shizuku

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It's a personification of me.

Akai is Japanese for crimson, or red. Red is may favorite color because it mostly encompasses what I believe in on the whole, the things I appreciate, etc. (honor, strength, communism, etc.). It is also made of awesome.

Shizuku is Japanese for "fall" in the sense of descent; falling. It can also mean "dropping tears". Take from that what you will.

Together the two words mean "Crimson Tear", roughly. This to me symbolizes something that is intriguing in a sick sort of way, is generally not supposed to happen, and makes people feel uncomfortable. I intended it to have a surreal sort of quality to it.

And it's all Japanese because I'm basically a couple steps short of being a weeaboo.
 
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GK Chesterton wrote a book called "The Man Who Was Thursday" and I thought it sounded cool so I stole it and changed the tense.

Freaking weird book...I have no idea what the hell happened at the end of it.
 

TyphoidMary

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My name is Mary, and there is a slightly obscure historical figure that killed a bunch of people (whether by accident or on purpose is up for debate) because she was a carrier of Typhoid fever and her name was Mary. My sister got me a Typhoid Fever Giant Microbe, and now if it's not taken I use it as my username. If not that, AlyraMyst.
 

Sark

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Abbreviation of The Sarcasms, as that is a mounthful. Original name was given as an honorary title for being just so god damn cool. Also the fact that it is never taken.