In Fallout 3 I was shooting up the slaver compound when, all of a sudden, one of the slaver corpses flew into the air, grew elongated limbs, balled-up, and flailed about in the sky. I wish I could have taken pics or video 
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I think the time I cast a 'Rage' spell on a beggar in Oblivion caused quite a bit of AI spazzing. Every single guard in the Imperial City must have been hanging out around the corner or something, because about nine guards turned up, surrounded the poor bastard, and destroyed him. In their enthusiasm, though, a few of them had accidentally swung and hit one-another, so they turned on those few guards are traitors and attacked them, causing the same friendly-fire issues until it became a Battle Royale between the two last guards.
Finally the victorious guard, the strongest of his peers, stood tall above the rest. He sheathed his sword, bent down and seemed to touch the eyes of the last fallen guard in an oddly tender moment. Then, he cried "SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!"
He then proceeded to inform every body there, in one way or another, that they were indeed dead.
"Sir? Sir...oh...he's dead."
"MURDER! MURDER!"
"Who could have done such a thing?"
Gloating bastard.
Finally the victorious guard, the strongest of his peers, stood tall above the rest. He sheathed his sword, bent down and seemed to touch the eyes of the last fallen guard in an oddly tender moment. Then, he cried "SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!"
He then proceeded to inform every body there, in one way or another, that they were indeed dead.
"Sir? Sir...oh...he's dead."
"MURDER! MURDER!"
"Who could have done such a thing?"
Gloating bastard.
In Borderlands, I had found a cache with 2 revolvers there. An Exploding Justice and a Vitrolic Justice. Those weapons just clicked for me. Oh the atrocities we commited together..
What really bonded us together, though, was one fateful afternoon when I was fighting bandints as usual. But that afternoon was special, I could feel it in the air.
Anyways, I cleared the camp from all but one of the bandits! I took a few shots with my Exploding Justice to weakened him and then switched to my Vitrolic Justice to melt him down. As I killed him with the Vitrolic Justice though, instead of melting into a green puddle, his face exploded, he brought his arms to his sides, siffened up and just slowly and gracefully fell backwards. When I went close to see what the fuck was going on, i saw that his skull was still attached to his head. Just without any skin. Then as I looked closesly, it began to expand until it became twice it's normal size and then popped of it's body and shot off into the sunset.
I often wondered about what happened to that skull... Is it still flying?
What really bonded us together, though, was one fateful afternoon when I was fighting bandints as usual. But that afternoon was special, I could feel it in the air.
Anyways, I cleared the camp from all but one of the bandits! I took a few shots with my Exploding Justice to weakened him and then switched to my Vitrolic Justice to melt him down. As I killed him with the Vitrolic Justice though, instead of melting into a green puddle, his face exploded, he brought his arms to his sides, siffened up and just slowly and gracefully fell backwards. When I went close to see what the fuck was going on, i saw that his skull was still attached to his head. Just without any skin. Then as I looked closesly, it began to expand until it became twice it's normal size and then popped of it's body and shot off into the sunset.
I often wondered about what happened to that skull... Is it still flying?
An Oldie. GTA San Andreas I'm driving full speed down this road and about to come to a crossroad. I ignore the red light and don't slow down (who does in a GTA game?). A car promptly rams full speed into me from the side and I go flying into the air but still going straight ahead. Before I hit the ground I do a 1080 degree barrel roll, land wheels down and carry on going full speed.
Oh an once in Skyrim clearing one of the forts for the civil war. Ten imperial soldier simulatneously come out of one door, as I had 100 two handed skill I did a sideways power attack and killed all of them with one move.
Oh an once in Skyrim clearing one of the forts for the civil war. Ten imperial soldier simulatneously come out of one door, as I had 100 two handed skill I did a sideways power attack and killed all of them with one move.
Skyrim. I use my Level 3 Ice Statue shout to freeze a pack of charging wolves just East outside Whiterun. Two of them launched straight forward about a screen or so away and the third gets launched into fucking orbit. Killed the two that got launched forward with no difficulty.
Fast forward about 45 seconds and I'm just about to initiate combat with the dragon sitting on the Wall of Words further outside of Whiterun(Shearpoint, I think it's called, it's the one with the Dragon Priest as well) when out of the sky falls the third wolf, lands on the back of the dragon, dies and startles the dragon for me.
I laughed for quite awhile after that.
Fast forward about 45 seconds and I'm just about to initiate combat with the dragon sitting on the Wall of Words further outside of Whiterun(Shearpoint, I think it's called, it's the one with the Dragon Priest as well) when out of the sky falls the third wolf, lands on the back of the dragon, dies and startles the dragon for me.
I laughed for quite awhile after that.
Planescape: Torment
Your companions are in order: a floating skull/living-ish encyclopedia, a Githzerai with a lot of issues (biggest one being he's basically been enslaved to your character by a previous incarnation of said character... yeah, you were a bit of a bastard a while back), a tiefling thief that sets things on fire when she gets horny (still the one with the least issues), a chaste Succubus, a droid-like thing with what looks like a TV screen for a face that you find abandoned in a changing maze.
There's a ghost that you made once in a previous incarnation. She was in love with said incarnation, and he exploited that viciously. He murdered her and made her a ghost just so she could spy on someone for him.
The main conflict of the story? You're an immortal that wants to die.
Your worst enemy? Yourself, both figuratively and literally. (it is awesome)
Oh yeah...
as for hilarity...
if you introduce yourself to enough NPCs as 'Adahn', an NPC that looks a bit like you with that name will appear. You can then erase him from existence by telling him how he came to be.
Your companions are in order: a floating skull/living-ish encyclopedia, a Githzerai with a lot of issues (biggest one being he's basically been enslaved to your character by a previous incarnation of said character... yeah, you were a bit of a bastard a while back), a tiefling thief that sets things on fire when she gets horny (still the one with the least issues), a chaste Succubus, a droid-like thing with what looks like a TV screen for a face that you find abandoned in a changing maze.
There's a ghost that you made once in a previous incarnation. She was in love with said incarnation, and he exploited that viciously. He murdered her and made her a ghost just so she could spy on someone for him.
The main conflict of the story? You're an immortal that wants to die.
Your worst enemy? Yourself, both figuratively and literally. (it is awesome)
Oh yeah...
as for hilarity...
if you introduce yourself to enough NPCs as 'Adahn', an NPC that looks a bit like you with that name will appear. You can then erase him from existence by telling him how he came to be.
This one is actually quite recent, which is why I still remember it.
So, me and my friends, we all decide to start playing skyrim (I'm on my third playthrough, they're both on their first) and one of them is this HUGE pussy. I mean, she's too scared to play Portal, because things have guns in that game. So, I get her to play Skyrim, and little by little she slowly walks towards Riverwood until she's attacked by wolves. She shrieks like a banshee, panicks and kills the two of them quite easily (it's on novice, so she's practically invincible anyway). So, there she is, superproud going all "nya nya nya stupid wolves", when she turns around ANOTHER WOLF TRIES TO EAT HER FACE. The absolute scream of terror was priceless.
My other friend and I pick on her for a few days about that, it's all fun and games, and then one day, I'm just wandering around near windhelm, I was maybe a level 8 by then when I get attacked by two wolves, no biggie, I just start mashing into them. Then I turn around...AND A DRAGON TRIES TO EAT MY FACE! I think my shriek may have matched hers, because damn it, I usually hear those bastards from a mile away, or at least feel them bloody well land, but this one snuck up on me, landed behind me and I had NO CLUE.
So, yeah, I keep having this weird picture of this giant dragon hiding behind a couple of schrubs.
So, me and my friends, we all decide to start playing skyrim (I'm on my third playthrough, they're both on their first) and one of them is this HUGE pussy. I mean, she's too scared to play Portal, because things have guns in that game. So, I get her to play Skyrim, and little by little she slowly walks towards Riverwood until she's attacked by wolves. She shrieks like a banshee, panicks and kills the two of them quite easily (it's on novice, so she's practically invincible anyway). So, there she is, superproud going all "nya nya nya stupid wolves", when she turns around ANOTHER WOLF TRIES TO EAT HER FACE. The absolute scream of terror was priceless.
My other friend and I pick on her for a few days about that, it's all fun and games, and then one day, I'm just wandering around near windhelm, I was maybe a level 8 by then when I get attacked by two wolves, no biggie, I just start mashing into them. Then I turn around...AND A DRAGON TRIES TO EAT MY FACE! I think my shriek may have matched hers, because damn it, I usually hear those bastards from a mile away, or at least feel them bloody well land, but this one snuck up on me, landed behind me and I had NO CLUE.
So, yeah, I keep having this weird picture of this giant dragon hiding behind a couple of schrubs.
I was playing with 2 other people in BL2 and zoned while one of them was in a second car. As we loaded into the new area, the other car spawned under mine and I rocketed into the skybox, striking the limit and proceeding to plummet into the surface of Pandora where I landed upside down on my friends car and became stuck inside his vehicle, forcing us all to dismount and walk to the next quest because the cars were a melded mess of polygons.
It doesn't have much competition for the best original IP this year. But it seems to be taking a hit in the sales department, seeing as Steam had it on sale for 50% off barely a month after its release.
Threw a frag grenade in Halo 3 once, and it got caught in the joints between a spartan's armor, and stuck there like a plasma grenade would. He walked into his teammates and blew up, killing them all. What a sweet three kills. Great film to watch in theater mode, too.
I just remembered another strange event. Does anyone remember Gears Of War and how if your match was slightly lagging grenades would occasionally attach to you but then not explode? That was an annoyance, screaming my head off thinking I'd die, seeing all my teammates run away from me and then an awkwardly long pause. What made it worse is that I and my friends knew occasionally they would proceed to explode later on at random so I become like a leaper where no one would go near me for fear I'd just chunkify.
Considering the number of actual articles on this site that use misleading titles, god I hope notrhizhim said:
Did anyone else know that in halo 3 it was possible (though very unlikely) to return a sticky thrown by an enemy by throwing a frag and positioning yourself so that their sticky attaches to your frag jus before you throw it. Very confusing until you watch it in slow mo and it totally blows your mind.Whitbane said:
Alright, in Skyrim I recently did the quest 'house of horrors' just for a new house, and eventually got the Mace of Molag Bal. So, even though I was playing a good paladin type of character, I was walking around the world, smashing into bandit bases and Killing guys for the lulz. I also had The Black star to trap those poor fools and feed it to my mace.
Yea, i'm the 'Good guy' of skyrim, using my Soul eating mace for the power of the Empire!
Yea, i'm the 'Good guy' of skyrim, using my Soul eating mace for the power of the Empire!
Playing Dishonored and I was in the room, Doud hadn't spotted me so I possessed a guy he was talking to and walked behind him, unpossessed the guy and Doud and the guy didn't think to turn around so I stabbed Doud, then while the stabbing animation happened the words "You must decide Doud's fate" appeared...
I laughed so much when i bumped into that stripper and the line came up.. i was like... "okaaaay... nice to knowZhukov said:
.." love Absolution 
I was playing AC III, and was doing the mission where you go through Boston's Undercity with Sam Adams. I get to the end and a cut scene plays, which runs in real time enviroment.
Well, apparently, they use a second Adams model for the cutscene, because as Conner and him were walking toward the camera, the model that was following me through the tunnel walks across the camera in front of them. He stands there for a sec, then runs full bore out of the shot.
I chalked this up to Sam's stunt double making a horrible mistake, and wonder if his pay was cut for messing up a shot.
Well, apparently, they use a second Adams model for the cutscene, because as Conner and him were walking toward the camera, the model that was following me through the tunnel walks across the camera in front of them. He stands there for a sec, then runs full bore out of the shot.
I chalked this up to Sam's stunt double making a horrible mistake, and wonder if his pay was cut for messing up a shot.