Corvo is the royal protector, the city watch and guards make comments in the game about him training them, and training with them, he was an official guard in Kanarka as well before being sent to the emperor.bastardofmelbourne said:Not really disagreeing with you, but Corvo isn't a "well-trained guard captain." He isn't associated with the guard or the City Watch at all. He's a super badass who was deliberately picked for the fact that he was a) a super badass and b) loyal to the Empress first, with no other connections to anyone else that might be exploited.EternallyBored said:Not really sure why you are drawing the realism line in such a bizarre place, especially one that the first game happily violated by having the well trained guard captain be the one man resistance, off on solo assassination missions rather than lending his expertise to training saboteurs, gathering allies, etc. The entire resistance in the first game hinges way too much on Corvo for any sort of realistic scenario.
And to be honest, using Corvo for assassinations instead of rear-echelon stuff like training or networking is actually way more sensible, considering that the Lord Regent's co-conspirators can be counted on one hand and - as a former bodyguard - Corvo is ideally placed to know how to get past other people's bodyguards. The loyalists had no real resources other than Corvo, but also no real obstacles other than the four or five people who needed to die in order for them to take power.
Trust me, I know.Gordon_4 said:Elvis, somehow I don't think you're going to convince him. Just a hunch.
Never said you had to like them. You asked me which games are well known and have female protagonists. So I gave them to you. Like them or not, they're real, and they're popular/loved by many. Maybe not you (Cause god knows you hate everything with a XX chromosome), but loved by many others. Enough to make them into popular hit titles and franchisesB-Cell said:imo all these games absolutely suck. not because they have female characters but because they are mediocre. especially new tomb raider games.
Technically that would include men as well, since our chromosones are XY. Maybe it's better to say "everything without a Y chromosone?"Elvis Starburst said:(Cause god knows you hate everything with a X chromosome), but loved by many others. Enough to make them into popular hit titles and franchises
Ahh, but Y chromosomes are strictly male. He doesn't hate males. He seemingly slurps the badass off the males with every bit of his tongue, so I don't think'd be correct. I'll edit my post thoughHawki said:Technically that would include men as well, since our chromosones are XY. Maybe it's better to say "everything without a Y chromosone?"Elvis Starburst said:(Cause god knows you hate everything with a X chromosome), but loved by many others. Enough to make them into popular hit titles and franchises
Yes I'm being pedantic, bite me. ^_^
You're not alone. The part of my brain that enjoys Dumb and Dumber definitely perks up at the sight of his threads lol.Chimpzy said:Am I a terrible person for thinking B-Cell is probably some of the best entertainment you can get on the Escapist nowadays?
I think this has been the most humorously him thread so far. The staff should let him write columns. It'd be amazing.
Here's an explanation that is both easy and plausible: Corvo taught Emily himself so in the event he isn't there, she isn't defenceless. Boom, done. Can I get my writers credit now?Fischgopf said:Maybe because it's kinda his Job? He's Lord Protector, the Bodyguard to the Empress. While I agree with the overall idea you have of Emily as a playible character...it doesn't make much sense to me that she'd have the necessary skillset in the first place. But whatever, I'm sure they'll offer some kind of explanation.Gethsemani said:Apples and oranges much?B-Cell said:why is not tomb raider has second male playable character?
But fine, I'll play along. Why is Corvo even in Dishonored 2? The devs have stated that Dishonored 2 will be Emily's story and her struggle to return to power, so why is Corvo even there? Why not leave him as a side character so that we can focus properly on Emily and her story?
Magic. Literally magic. The entire idea is magic.Fischgopf said:Maybe because it's kinda his Job? He's Lord Protector, the Bodyguard to the Empress. While I agree with the overall idea you have of Emily as a playible character...it doesn't make much sense to me that she'd have the necessary skillset in the first place. But whatever, I'm sure they'll offer some kind of explanation.Gethsemani said:Apples and oranges much?B-Cell said:why is not tomb raider has second male playable character?
But fine, I'll play along. Why is Corvo even in Dishonored 2? The devs have stated that Dishonored 2 will be Emily's story and her struggle to return to power, so why is Corvo even there? Why not leave him as a side character so that we can focus properly on Emily and her story?
Oh come on, why would a father want to teach his daughter how to protect herself? That's clearly never been done before in fiction or real life. This scenario is far too unrealistic and will surely destroy my immersion.Gordon_4 said:Here's an explanation that is both easy and plausible: Corvo taught Emily himself so in the event he isn't there, she isn't defenceless. Boom, done. Can I get my writers credit now?Fischgopf said:Maybe because it's kinda his Job? He's Lord Protector, the Bodyguard to the Empress. While I agree with the overall idea you have of Emily as a playible character...it doesn't make much sense to me that she'd have the necessary skillset in the first place. But whatever, I'm sure they'll offer some kind of explanation.Gethsemani said:Apples and oranges much?B-Cell said:why is not tomb raider has second male playable character?
But fine, I'll play along. Why is Corvo even in Dishonored 2? The devs have stated that Dishonored 2 will be Emily's story and her struggle to return to power, so why is Corvo even there? Why not leave him as a side character so that we can focus properly on Emily and her story?
If you're a terrible person by that criteria, then I'm a terrible person as well.Chimpzy said:Am I a terrible person for thinking B-Cell is probably some of the best entertainment you can get on the Escapist nowadays?
I think this has been the most humorously him thread so far. The staff should let him write columns. It'd be amazing.
At this point I'm starting to think he's some kind of plant with a directive to reinvigorate the forums. He seems to be slowing down a bit now though, doesn't seem to have had many multi thread days recently. I must admit to enjoying some of his work though.JohnnyDelRay said:Guys, don't go too hard on him. I find his threads way too hilarious, forums have been a bit dull off and on lately, he brightens up my day and that's not even sarcasm.
As Nomotog said, literally Magic. Remember how Corvo went from "the guy who failed to protect the Empress" to "The Vengeance Machine that took down all the usurpers on his own"? The Outsider gave him literal magic powers. So Emily gets couped, gets a visit from the Outsider and gets magic powers (I am willing to bet money that this is how the plot will go down for playthroughs with her). All out of sudden Corvo can be killed off or become a recurring NPC and the story works just as well, if not better.Fischgopf said:Maybe because it's kinda his Job? He's Lord Protector, the Bodyguard to the Empress. While I agree with the overall idea you have of Emily as a playible character...it doesn't make much sense to me that she'd have the necessary skillset in the first place. But whatever, I'm sure they'll offer some kind of explanation.