Why do pears grow on apple trees?

[Omikron009]

I click on threads that don't have many posts. Now I'm wondering why you said "where" instead of "were" in all of your questions. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you "where" just tired.

 

[Tourette]

I was going to call you an idiot as everyone knows Pears grow on Orange trees.

 

[SilentVirus]

I was going to say "What are you smokin'?".

 

[Andalusa]

I was a little bit curious, I just wanted to see what it was about.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

I was going to say you should test whether they float... Apples do, pears sink!

[sub]It's true... Stephen Fry told me[/sub]