I mean seriously how can you call a sport Football if you only use your feet in a desperate situation and 90% of the time it is either thrown or passed along.
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Because every game starts with a kickoff. That may not be the real reason why, but it works for my purposes.voetballeeuw said:I agree 100%. I never understood why it's called football.
Courtesy of TVTropesT8B95 said:Because it's descended from "proper" football. Some guy got pissed one day while playing football, picked up the ball, and charged the goaltender with it.
^Seconded.ProfessorLayton said:Why do they call hockey hockey? It needs no explanation. It's just what people call it sometimes. No one is more right than another. It's like complaining that a tiger is called a tiger when it should be called "large striped mammal" or something.
I love this. This just made my day.KenzS said:Maybe it just needs a prefix? like "watchable" football.
You, sir, made my day. Thank you.Canid117 said:Courtesy of TVTropes
"On a crisp fall day in 1823 William Webb Ellis picked up a football in his hands and ran with it. To this day, backs throughout the world hail this moment as the birth of rugby. Forwards, however, know that the game was not really invented until 1.5 seconds later, when Roland Dimrumple drove a squealing Mr. Ellis' face into the turf, kicked him in the solar plexus and told him to "keep his sodding hands off the ball."
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