Why do we obsess over Slender Man so much?

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TallestGargoyle

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I love Slender Man stuff!

From what I gather the idea is he stalks people through photographs, videos... He seems to have an affinity for taking kids, leaving no trace of their disappearance. Though in certain stories and videos he seems to have branched out somewhat...

When you first see him, it's just a creepy image, an ethereal entity that appears in the background of photos. But once you've seen him, he'll be after you...

You'll see him more frequently. In pictures of you, in videos you take... Sometimes more clearly than he appeared before. Maybe even in the corner of your eye as you glance around... And when you look back, he's gone.

And soon you will be gone too...
 

Pinkamena

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I think it's because he's still shrouded in mystery. The unknown is frightening for us.
 

Rastien

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Girl With One Eye said:
SextusMaximus said:
Girl With One Eye said:
He doesn't look scary, maybe he just wants a hug?
No wifin' in the club.
Give me 20 dollars.
GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS.
Can someone please explain this 20 dollars thing to me??
Derp

Ron Browz - 'Gimme 20 Dollars'

"no wifin in the club means dnt spend to much time with a random girl wen your in the club.no hand cuffing means no holding hands and the reason he says give me 20 dollars is because hes making people pay a fine for trying to make a random chick in the club there girlfriend"

 

Some_weirdGuy

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If you want a bit of srs deconstruction:

Slenderman has captured the imagination because he fufills many tropes of 'creepy', and his origin as a 'creation of the internet' has raised his popularity even further.

He is a permanent resident of the uncanny valley. He wears clothes and is humanoid in appearance and yet he is not human. The exact things which make him non-human are specifially tailored to psychological horror.

He is the unknown.
He doesn't move, he has no face, he's tall and skinny and in the original version has wisps instead of proper arms. He's basically a ghost or boogyman, but unlock those two he has not been in the cultural eye long enough to have all the extra 'less scary' baggage(cartoony 'friendly' ghosts or laughably unscary renditions) that these other 'monsters' have picked up over time.

Having no face means he has no readable emotions, no expression. You cannot understand him, you cannot relate to him. There's a lot of power in the face, in terms of emotional impact.

Think for a serious moment about a real life encounter with someone/some 'thing' with out a face at all, just completely blank. Be honest now, it's pretty damn unsettling right?

A zombie sits pretty much at the very pit of the uncanny valley. Zombies are so popular cause they're so human, and yet twisted into this frighteningly 'unhuman' thing. Slenderman arguably achieves this effect to even greater extent, possibly for the very reason that he is so 'alien', and yet he's right there wearing a suit like people do, looking almost like a human.

People like us we can understand, evil murders and beastial monsters we can understand. Even zombies we can understand. This 'thing' we cannot, for it is so alien, the opposite of animals or beasts, more like an 'object' than a living thing in how 'detached' it is, and yet with an intelligence or driving force there which leads it to do these things.
People are into that. A revenant or wrath like figure, who will stalk you and there is no way to escape, no way to confront. He is merely there, waiting to do creepy stuff when you're not looking.
Again, people are into that.

It also plays off countour bias. Big, rounded shapes are soothing. Sharp, thin shapes are dangerous and unsettling. It's an instinctive thing. He is unnaturally tall and quite skinny. Those tendrils that you often see coming from him are like long spikes. Contour bias again.


and finally, it picked up in popularity around the right dens of the internet to see it's exposure rise and people get into him. For example this recent resurgence is owed to that slender game.

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Ok so that wasn't really a proper deconstruction, but it did throw in a few relevant buzz words here and there. That counts right?
 

Girl With One Eye

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Rastien said:
Derp

Ron Browz - 'Gimme 20 Dollars'

"no wifin in the club means dnt spend to much time with a random girl wen your in the club.no hand cuffing means no holding hands and the reason he says give me 20 dollars is because hes making people pay a fine for trying to make a random chick in the club there girlfriend"


I still don't get how that is relevant to Slender Man. And did that even make sense?
 

Rastien

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Girl With One Eye said:
Rastien said:
Derp

Ron Browz - 'Gimme 20 Dollars'

"no wifin in the club means dnt spend to much time with a random girl wen your in the club.no hand cuffing means no holding hands and the reason he says give me 20 dollars is because hes making people pay a fine for trying to make a random chick in the club there girlfriend"




I still don't get how that is relevant to Slender Man. And did that even make sense?
Neither do i got no idea the context with which the OP ment it to be used, hence the wtf am i reading! xD
 

Sexy Devil

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Corax_1990 said:
Pffft, slender man is about as scary as candleja
Going to be unnecessarily pedantic here. I believe you have to say his name in full for you to get cut off. So if you say candlejack at the end then you basically just lose the peri
 

BENZOOKA

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Just one of those dismissible Internet things. Couldn't care less about it. I also don't find entertainment in scary things.
 

soes757

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He doesn't scare me, nothing compared to Weeping Angles, which, the sheer mention of, makes me shit myself a tad.
 

Lil_Rimmy

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Personally I find him scary as all fuck... but Slender, the game, was not scary in the slightest. I mean, yeah, you play it once... AHH SLENDERMAN!... ... ... and that's it. There is no story to drag you in, no people going missing. Litterally all we have is some teenager and a bunch of notes drawn by three year olds. I shit you not that probably the only things he really have to code in that game was the Slenderman and the notes. Everything else was shit easy to make so I am not sure why people are calling it the greatest game ever when someone can spend a day with Unity (I myself am a Unity Programmer) and make something better...

Anyway... on to actual Slenderman... Euuuugh... he scares the crap outta me. This is, however, mainly because at my dad's house we have a lot of windows that are everywhere... with each one opening out to a long view which Mr. Slender could be hiding in and at mums I sleep downstairs. Alone. With a huge window. Facing down a hill. With a forest. And the nearest person is the whole house away.

*pees myself*
 

RobfromtheGulag

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The scare effect comes from a combination of 2 things.

1. [Evidenced] ancient evil aka the unknown. Humans fear what they don't know.
2. He's a man in a suit.

Combine these two things and you can take any old photo with average resolution and turn some tall suit in the background into 'The Slender Man'. Then you think up some generic story like 'he steals souls' and voila, perfect monster.

Personally the most frightening thing about him is not that he steals souls or eats people or w/e, but the pictures people dig up. Then your imagination kicks in.

All in all a rather ingenious phenomenon.
 

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lax4life said:
Slenderman doesn't have anything over Candleja-
You're doing it wrong. Candleja doesn't do anything, you have to say the full name Candlejack before he kidna
 

shockywatt

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Icetailgreg said:
Quite frankly, I don't find slenderman that scary. Sure, his human-like features are so far down in the uncanny valley that it has its own postal code, but He just doesn't scare me like he should. I watch Marblehornets to see Slenderman, and how they'll portray him in this entry. But, if there is one thing that scares me shitless, it's Jeff the fucking Killer.
Hey buddy thanks for mentioning Jeff the killer! After all I don't NEED sleep.
 

SextusMaximus

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Girl With One Eye said:
SextusMaximus said:
Girl With One Eye said:
He doesn't look scary, maybe he just wants a hug?
No wifin' in the club.
Give me 20 dollars.
GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS.
Can someone please explain this 20 dollars thing to me??
Sure thing, it's very simple.

Slenderman wants his twenty dollars.
 

irani_che

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slenderman lives in the uncanny valley's deepest part, he is that shadow of a tree your brain keeps thinking is a person in the dark.
the game does this really well,as 90% of the time you see something, think its him and panic and run only to realise you were overreacting
the other 10 percent, you see the blur of a shadow, panic, run, think oh just overreacting to a shadow - and be deadly wrong
 

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Saviordd1 said:
BathorysGraveland said:
Well I've no idea who he is, so am judging solely on that picture. I guess the terror would come from his completely emotionless state. Those killers seem to be the most-business. You know, the Michael Myers kind.
Weird thing is he rarely kills people
Except for that thing with the forest filled with impaled bodies on tree branches, their rib cages crudely sewn shut containing a clear bag filled with their organs... unless they survived?!
 

Saviordd1

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Kinguendo said:
Saviordd1 said:
BathorysGraveland said:
Well I've no idea who he is, so am judging solely on that picture. I guess the terror would come from his completely emotionless state. Those killers seem to be the most-business. You know, the Michael Myers kind.
Weird thing is he rarely kills people
Except for that thing with the forest filled with impaled bodies on tree branches, their rib cages crudely sewn shut containing a clear bag filled with their organs... unless they survived?!
Notice I said "Rarely" not never
 

GoaThief

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So I just checked out Marble Hornets Introduction, Entry #1 and #2. Started watching #3, got bored and did some fast forwarding. Skipped to Entry #13 and concluded this isn't even close to the quality of the Blair Witch Project, which is quite damning.

As far as I can tell the Slender Man is a teenybopper creation that takes off from the likes of shadow people, an allegedly real phenomenon and makes it far less scary, almost comical.