Why doesn't your life suck?

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Orwellian37

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Everyone has reasons for why it sucks to be alive in this day and age. Some people have lost jobs, loved ones, the list goes on. But as part of my inability to accept that the world is completely shit, I want to know why your lives DON'T suck.

My sister recently got engaged, so my family is expanding.

What makes your life not suck?
 

grimsprice

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Cat.



My cat is awesome.

She kills 2 or 3 things every day. She opens cupboards by herself, and is terrified of popcorn.
 
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Because I'm going to my dad's for 2 weeks. And apart from finally being able to see him after a year, he has a fiber-optic internet connection, which translates to space-age internet speeds.

I'm going from an unstable 1mb/s connection to, well lord knows what speed. But it will be amazing.
 

snowman6251

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My philosophy on life is "shit works out" so I consider myself an optimist.

I learned a long time ago that I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks and this has allowed me to do my own thing and be comfortable with it. I'm into a lot of nerdy stuff so this is great. I've had people harass me about my nerdy habits and I pretty much respond with a "that's nice".

I mean seriously I walked around during high school playing Pokemon and no one gave me shit for it because everyone knew I didn't give a shit what they said because I was going to just play my god damn pokemon.

The only people who did give me shit for it were some kids from the middle school (my high school and middle school shared a campus) but then I pointed out that they couldn't make fun of me until their balls dropped.

In other words I don't let people give me shit, and they don't.
 
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I seem to live in a sort of anomaly wherein everything turns out alright or for the better (presumably the same anomaly that makes it so that my favourite ice cream is always on sale).
 

child of lileth

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Mine doesn't suck, because I don't have much to complain about, really. I'm alot better off than alot of people, so I don't think I have any right to say my life sucks at all.
 

RatRace123

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Because I'm jaded and cynical. Whenever life deals a shit hand, I just make a snarky comment about it and walk away.

And FOX said a series based on my life would suck, ha!
 

enzilewulf

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I am spoiled. I listen to Eminem and don't care about what people say (how do I do it?) That and I pre-ordered reach.
 

RanD00M

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Well there's nothing that makes it bad.And there are a few things that make it damned sweet.So I am in no position to complain.
I just got accepted into my collage course.Which is sweet.Considering my math average was one point to low to be actually accepted.
I have a good weekly pay for my summer job.Have made around $2000 for 6 weeks of work.And pretty easy work at that.
I own a good gaming PC that I paid for myself.
I am at no debt with the law.I have never broken any serious law.
And I am all around a nice guy.
 

Imp Erection

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I can be a sarcastic smartass and the people around me love me for it.

I have a best friend that makes me laugh freakishly hard.

My boyfriend isn't a total douche bag and/or dickhead.

My friends/family understand me well enough to not give me crap for the way that I am.

I generally don't give a crap about what people think, so that helps.

All these random moments of "bad luck" make my life interesting an hilarious (mostly to other people, but hey, I'm servin' a purpose!)

And I'm going to have a game night tomorrow at my house with people I don't despise.

I love it.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I have food and water readily available. I have a dog, a computer, great material wealth. I have a car, I have some spending money. I have great ambition, I have great friends and even greater family. I am the luckiest uncle in the world, I have the Escapist and I have the freedom to choose my own destiny.

I have a lot of things. I need to stop and think about it more often.
 

Julianking93

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Because...uh...there are people who care about me.

Here. On the interwebz.

Uh. Yeah.

*goes in corner with razor blade*

Nah, I actually have a good life. A mum and dad. A bitchin' computer. A weird yet loving dog. And 8 of the greatest catgirls on the planet!
 

DaDrum

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my inability to feel most emotion has made me almost immune to insults, which is a great thing in itself

that and i'm finally shaking off my anti-socialness that i had been cursed with for about 2 years thanks to a gaming addiction

life is good :)
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Julianking93 said:
Because...uh...there are people who care about me.

Here. On the interwebz.

Uh. Yeah.

*goes in corner with razor blade*
Don't forget your aspirations for a better education :D

*places hand on razor blade*

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