Why is America so awesome?

[Autohellion]

Well the reason we say were the best is.... Well were all Fu**ing crazy plain and simple
Russians=depressing
Italians=Good Food
Americans=Crazy

So while you can throw all the valid points in opposition to the statement at us we wont listen
Nah Nah Na Nah Nah

Oh and we have a unhealthy obsession with guns

 

[BlueMage]

SO where did the average criminal learn all of these ninja stealth moves?

The school of hard knocks (aka, life).

And please, stop spouting the typical nonsense about little Timmy blowing his head off because his father was to idiotic to purchase a padlock or put it somewhere out of reach. That is a parental failure.

And yet, the result is the same.

If some dumbass parent placed an open bottle of bleach on the floor and then got angry at Clorox because his son drank it and died, we wouldnt be hearing the same argument.

For reference, I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried. But then, bleach has a use beyond poisoning someone.

Guns are tools, nothing more

And this is where you're wrong - a gun is a weapon. It exists to kill. A knife is both a tool and a weapon - it can slice open packaging or a person's arteries. See the difference?

well no more meat for you

Meat can easily be had without requiring a gun, assuming a civilised nation and proper farming and slaughtering practices.

 

[falcontwin]

The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)

 

[Inco]

Go BlueMage.. i agree with ya, but dude, try not to take this seriously. The ones that normally post on these forums about how great they are, normally are the obsessive arrogant type who are delusional.
(oh and those 'ninja stealth moves' are common sense, a knife to the neck from behind is more effective than a gun)

 

[Inco]

The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)

Agreed, it is a awesome place to live! Better beaches and 'no guns what-so-ever rules' for the win!

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)

By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...

 

[falcontwin]

The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)

By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...

I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).

 

[Doomhammer828]

I personally think that America sucks

 

[Defyant]

@falcontwin

The Japs attacked us.
http://www.cultureandrecreation.gov.au/articles/darwinbombing/
But I still agree with you. my neighbours are noisy bastards but BOOBIES! yay.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)

By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...

I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).

Aside from the ridiculous censorship of video games, the higher prices, and the delays in releases, Australia seems like a pretty sweet country. Oh wait, there are tons of poisonous snakes, spiders, and aquatic life there that can kill me dead in about 10 seconds...maybe I'll pass.

 

[thiosk]

America is awesome because we have guns and butter, duh.

You can't blame people for hating america when their homeland has the approximate size and or and population of L. A. County... gotta hold onto something...

 

[Dapsen]

america isnt awesome its an average country where everyone thinks theyre the supermen of real life because they're utterly retarded

 

[beddo]

Well the idea of America being awesome is completely subjective. Firstly, what are people referring to when they say America? The land? The people? The culture? Or something else? Or all of the above?

Of course it has many merits but it also has many negative aspects.

 

[Alphavillain]

I like America, but then again I've never been there.

 

[Alaron251]

This is no hate speech... Just wondering, and it angers me when people say that they, Americans are the best.

Infact, by doing this many who hate America for it's stereotypical hate of ROE. So its the clone of that french thread, but reversed and for America.

So why do you think America is Awesome.

NO HATE SPEECH

Because we kicked your Kings ass and sent your soldiers home with their tails between their legs! Just kidding.

I'm a United Statsian (Yep, made it up) and I definitely don't find the U.S. to be anything spectacular. It's just a country, like the other 190ish countries in the world. I've never been much of a patriot and don't believe in things like "Better dead then red!" So, I guess I'm not the person to ask.

I hope by 'we' you meant you, the Dutch, the Spanish, the French and the 45% of colonists who joined your side.

just to make that clear.

 

[Duskwaith]

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Yeah i do, its called the flaws of americas social security system which in the American Pysche shouldnt exsist due to "Rugged Idividualism"

 

[Wolf Blade]

The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.

I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)

By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...

I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).

Aside from the ridiculous censorship of video games, the higher prices, and the delays in releases, Australia seems like a pretty sweet country. Oh wait, there are tons of poisonous snakes, spiders, and aquatic life there that can kill me dead in about 10 seconds...maybe I'll pass.

Try New Zealand. Bring your non-NZ money, you'll be a millionaire, and the only poisonous things are a really rare spider, and some killer nettles. Seriously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urtica_ferox

 

[Bocca]

I have to disagree with the phrase "America is safe". I mean they even have terrorist birds flying around.

 

[Siris]

Becuase we have a song that goes Amrican F^&* Yeah.

Yes, can't beat logic like that. And 'Born in the USA' is totally a pro-America song too

 

[IceStar100]

This is a country that love the song Yankee doodle. A song made by the English as an insult.