Whew, this is quite the wall of text. I'm going to break it down and analyze it piece by piece due to size, though usually this bothers me as some people will quote things out of context. So just bear with me here, and keep in mind none of this is personal.
Therumancer said:
There are social concerns to think of. There is more to it than disease, crime, and other things. To put it bluntly, do you want a cathouse in your neighborhood? Do you want hookers walking down your sidewalks selling their "wares"?
The point being that you don't want your kids exposed to it, and chances are even if your not opposed to the idea you really don't want to be exposed to it constantly either.
Of course I don't want any future children I have exposed to it, at least not until I can talk to them about it. The rest of your argument here seems to be the classic NIMBY (Not in My BackYard) position. However there is a really simple solution to this.
Most cities operate by something called "zoning" where only certain types of establishments can only be built in certain areas. Most neighborhoods, for example, are zoned as "residential" and thus no business can come in, buy up all the property, and plunk down a Walmart or something. As this is the case, it would be safe to say there is no way in hell a brothel would be allowed to be built in a residential district.
Thus, most brothels would wind up being built either outside city limits or in heavy commercial districts which are more commonly known as "down town." Certainly some people live here, but it is a crowd of people who are either living in groups for college or singles, as most families and home makers try to move out a little.
Then of course there is the whole issue of when prostitution is public you've all of a sudden got the issue of johns congregating in the places where the hookers do. People who are buying sex are in a general sense going to be among society's lower demographics. In simple terms this means your dealing with a scum magnet. If you have a cathouse in your region you also have the people that frequent such establishments flocking to your region.
And here is the key to solve that: all prostitution should be enforced to occur within a brothel. Street walkers should still be illegal. This ensures that the women (and possibly men) involved are licensed properly, that they are out of view of the general population, and that both customers and the whores are following a simple code of conduct. if its a legal place of business, it's a lot less likely that someone will come in and cut some poor woman up.
It will still result in a scum magnet as you would call it, but that already occurs. One of the major thoroughfares in my city has the same reputation you described. This could be isolated down to about two buildings rather than a few dozen blocks, if we had properly run brothels.
Then there are of course legal issues involved in what amounts to selling humans as a service based commodity. Oh sure, you might not have a situation where you have pimps beating up hookers for holding out on them, but it's going to be replaced by this kind of thing mucking up the legal system. What's more when dealing with something private like this, how does one go about proving whether or not services were rendered, or if the service was satisfactory? Especially when you get into people who are paying for sex because of various kinks.
No, no it's not. If prostitution is a legal occupation, it's suddenly subject to all laws that apply to legal occupations. Anything involving worker's rights, minimum wage, and even sexual harassment suddenly comes into play. Pimps won't have the option to beat hookers, or far more often than I think you might realize, get them hooked on drugs. Honestly, I would bet a greater majority of the brothels would wind up being run by women, as they will be able to attract better employees then men simply due to being able to talk to them on the level.
And a male owner would, most likely, wind up failing if only because he wanted to sample what he sold, which could easily be classified as sexual harassment. Is all this a legal mess? Sure. But it's a cleaner mess than locking up hookers while pimps go free, because we can't even prove the pimp's involved. It's a cleaner mess than the drug rings that make profit off of pimps who hook their hookers onto the nastiest drugs we have.
Also, kinks just cost more, and if, say, a prostitute is unwilling to perform that particular kink there is no reason for a transaction to be performed. Communication would be a necessity, yes, but that can simply be resolved by creating contracts a customer must sign before any services are rendered.
And if that sounds odd, you already do this every time you use a credit card, buy from any company online, ever, or even go to a doctor.
The bottom line is that it's a giant burden on society, and will involve the government being forced to make rulings on things that the government should be staying away from on general principle. You can't regulate hookers without regulating sex, laws have to be general and apply equally to everyone. This can amount to a lot of stuff intended to govern the sex trade inevitably coming up in other aspects of law, especially if say your dealing with a divorce case based on infidelity or whatever.
All of the other laws we have now wouldn't even have to be modified. I don't understand this argument, and I think you'll need to explain further.
Why should governments not rule on particular sex practices? Why should laws that apply to only one particular profession apply to others? I know doctors follow a Hippocratic oath, but that oath is never even considered to apply to cooks or interior decorators.
Also, I think you're wrong about divorce cases. if a man is going out to have a hooker every week, and the wife is unhappy, I think the wife would be perfectly within her rights to file for divorce. I can't see a logical reason for the legalization of prostitution to affect cases of infidelity, as marriage is only legally binding when it comes to taxes and medical; the infidelity thing is entirely based upon morals.
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Right now I think the US has a good compromise. That is that we have a national red light district called "Nevada" where prostitution is legal, with it being banned everywhere else. One of the reasons why I am a big supporter of states rights is that it allows things like this to occur where one state can pass laws to be an exception, without having to bring the issues up before the whole.
I worked for two of the three biggest casinos in the world (Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun) at various times. A lot of personel were hired from Vegas, and I got to talk to a number of them. To say that some of the laws involved in Las Vegas are dubious due to gambling and prostitution would be an understatement. I'm no expert, but going by some of the stories I've heard I would not want to see some of that enforcement where I live. The way we have things set up is we have one special area put aside for this with special state laws and rules. Greyhound advertises (or used to) that they can get you anyplace in the US for $70 or less. IMO if you *really* want to pay for sex it's not all that difficult for people to head down to Vegas for a weekend specifically for that.
Yes, states should have the right to veto it, however have national law that states, "if you're going to allow prostitution, here are the rules you must follow," can in no way be a negative. And while I can understand the insane laws Nevada must have, you have to also realize that those casino owners can pull some insane, law breaking stuff. To say they have an army of hitmen would most likely be an understatement. This isn't as a joke, as it is a known phenomenon for them to knock off people whom they suspect of winning a little too big not being completely honest about it.
Well, I guess not known, but certainly not unheard of.
George Carlin is a comedian, you have to take his comments with a grain of salt. To my knowlege he has never engaged in a serious analysis of the subject.
Someone once said, "the best lies and the best jokes start with a kernel of truth," though I can't remember who. To be entirely frank, I'd trust a comedian's opinion of the situation more than I would trust a priest's, or a preacher's.
Oh yes and one other thing, most people talking about legalizing prostitution, oftentimes try and justify doing it by talking about requiring periodic licensing for health and such. Setting up any kind of administration to do that is going to take a lot of money, and that is going to mean higher taxes just to process all that paperwork, especially if your going to require hookers to get re-examined and licensed often enough for it to be a factor. A lot of people seem to think that the government is monolithic and can simply decide to do anything, and make it happen. While there is some truth to that, the general populace has to burden the cost.
No, no it doesn't. You seem to think the government would have to hire it's own army of bureaucrats and doctors to make this work. At most, we have some of those representatives in congress do something I'd like to call, "their jobs," and formulate the paperwork and basic law structure that will make this work. Now all you do is require that various doctors become licensed to evaluate prostitutes for STDs and thus, license the prostitutes. Then you charge whatever costs are incurred from licensing to the doctors, who in turn charge the prostitutes a charge for the service, and a charge for the license, who in turn charge their customers. Then you tax the brothels a portion of their profit, and if the government isn't at least breaking even at this point, something is wrong.
You see, we already have the technology to check for STDs. Planned Parenthood, a nonprofit organization, does this often for free. A doctor who is certified to license prostitutes would easily make some massive cash without really having to do any extra work.
Nor would the government have to make some random tax that joe schmoe is hit with just to make this work. All the government has to do is make the system self sufficient. If doctors have to get re-certified to offer prostitution licenses every so often (say, once a year) and the government charges the doctor a fee for it, this issue is no longer tax necessary. If you consider that hundreds of doctors are going to be doing this across the United States because each one sees the potential for profit, and the government, say, charges a thousand dollars to be properly certified, you've just made upwards of $100,000, not counting the taxes you would impose upon brothels as you would any institution. Every business pays taxes.
And now you have all the money you need to run just a few bureaucrats, which is all you need to certify the doctors.
If you're a young, single guy, I can see the appeal of being able to pay for instant gratification, especially if your not socially apt to begin with. However as you get older, the urgency goes out of a lot of it, and your perspective actually does change. The idea becomes substantially less appealing because you neither want to pay more taxes out of your paycheck, or want to deal with the other associated crud that goes with it. Heck, simply hiring more police to deal with the resulting increase in crime (due to arguements about payment and the like) is going to be a big bill for the goverment to pay. Consider that with legal prostitution the police effectively become pimps... or at least enforcers, since now the guys running prostitution can't just have Mongo bust legs if there is a problem, they have to handle things legally which is time consuming, and expensive for society.
Because letting Mongo solve the issue is so morally correct, and just dumping a hooker's body in the river when she gets a little uppity is so fantastic to let happen.
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Society already has to handle the burden. We sit here and act like if we just ignore this little problem it will go away, stay hidden and not bother us in our cushioned lives. Fact is, every one of those beaten, broken women who feel like they have no where else to go could instead be empowered individuals if we just took a little time to take them from the fringe and give them a chance.
Literally every other society has, at one point or another, or even now, allowed Prostitution. Only America, foolish, Puritan America, doesn't except for one state that everyone agrees is fucked up. But then we wonder why people will go to such great lengths to satiate carnal desires.
Seriously, most people who attend strip clubs are older males, and I would assume the ones attending the brothels would be as well. sure, the urgency leaves, and your outlook does change. However, not everyone's outlook changes to the opinion that it is unnecessary. Some want it even more. Yes, young men will take advantage of it too, and so will middle aged men.
I've already dealt with your opinion of crime: force it into buildings, and arguments over payment won't happen. And if they do, well, that customer simply isn't going to be able to come back. It's exactly what happens when someone tries to steal from a restaurant.