Why is the Escapist so fun???

[Insanum]

Because as long as your not a complete jackass you can guarantee witty responses to your threads.

Although to be honest you could be a complete jackass & still become popular.

*not naming any names*

I demand these names at once! Pretty please?

We have ways of making you talk.

*pulls out spatula and pancake mix*

*Pulls out concealed Battery & crocodile clips*.

I take your pancakes & raise you one car battery. "Toss This"[/I]

 

[A Weary Exile]

I'm so full of Escapist joy right now I'm going to post a picture.

Enjoy [http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//9000/900/00/5/49905.jpg]

 

[GDW]

I'm here.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Interesting people with interesting questions. And many fun features on the site.

 

[Insanum]

Because as long as your not a complete jackass you can guarantee witty responses to your threads.

Although to be honest you could be a complete jackass & still become popular.

*not naming any names*

I demand these names at once! Pretty please?

We have ways of making you talk.

*pulls out spatula and pancake mix*

*Pulls out concealed Battery & crocodile clips*.

I take your pancakes & raise you one car battery. "Toss This"[/I]

Muwhaha!, Who said I was making pancakes?

*Pulls out a rabid cyborg-ninja-zombie-shark*
[sub]*that is immune to electricity*[/sub]

Take that!

Oh, Theres my robot! I wondered where that'd gone. *pulls out remote control*

And with that: [img/]http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080908/Thread-Offtopic-Derailed.jpg[/img]

This, OP is why the escapist rocks, Because we love to go off on silly tangents!

 

[gunningyoudown]

I think you need a job. What, hey you asked.

i would but im not in that spot for one

 

[feather240]

It's because we're all a bunch of stuck up elitists who wouldn't dare lose our precious quality control and become like those barbaric Trolls at 4chan.

It's because we like grammar.

It's because we love search bars.

It's because we're obsessed with nuking the whales.

 

[Azraellod]

heh.
Sorry, but only five hours?
Just wait til you really get hooked. You'll have to tear yourself away from the screen.
Trust me.

I can validate this. I feel like there are supernatural forces pulling me back here if ever I stray to far...
*gasp*
The escapist uses sorcery to keep us here.

I would hug you all, but too many of you have expressed a desire/plan to stab me.

I promise not to do that unless it is in the forum games section. But I still don't want a hug.

 

[feather240]

It's because we're all a bunch of stuck up elitists who wouldn't dare lose our precious quality control and become like those barbaric Trolls at 4chan.

It's because we like grammar.

It's because we love search bars.

It's because we're obsessed with nuking the whales.

It's because we're obsessed with kissing ass.

I think you mean 'kicking'.

 

[Sib]

It isn't that fun.

 

[feather240]

It isn't that fun.

Blasphemy!

 

[Ace of Spades]

Because it is [strong]full of awesome, intelligent people who respect your opinion and will not mindlessly flame and insult[/strong].

Also, we have Unskippable and ZP.

This sums it up pretty well. If only our community was composed entirely of people like that.

 

[Neonbob]

heh.
Sorry, but only five hours?
Just wait til you really get hooked. You'll have to tear yourself away from the screen.
Trust me.

I can validate this. I feel like there are supernatural forces pulling me back here if ever I stray to far...
*gasp*
The escapist uses sorcery to keep us here.

I'm pretty sure that the site slowly extracts parts of your soul, so to be complete you have to be here.
At least, that's how it feels sometimes X-D

 

[Zarthek]

It isn't that fun.

Blasphemy!

Blasphemy indeed! lets introduce this guy to the weekly zombie chainsaw massacre in the pit... *maniacal laughter*


OT: Good videos, good people.... and cookies! Who doesn't like that?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because I am here. That is all.

 

[omle]

I joined today and i've already spent far too long here.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Because it is full of awesome, intelligent people who respect your opinion and will not mindlessly flame and insult.

Also, we have Unskippable and ZP.

I'll take Untrue Statements for 500, Alex!

But Unskippable and ZP are cool.