Modern Warfare 2 sucks.
Okay, sorry. Inner PC fanboy speaking there. But no matter what your views are on the game, the numbers have shown it has still convinced a staggering number of idi- sorry, gamers, to invest 60 dollars in a piece of poorly ported bullsh-
Maybe I should just quote the article, according to a very trustable news source...
Edit: Yes, I realize The Onion is a parody news site. And since you know that too, I'd expect you'd understand the concept of sarcasm, illustrated by my referring to it as "a very trustable news source". Wow, have a little faith.
"During its first five days on the shelves, Activision's latest installment in the first-person-shooter video game franchise Call Of Duty brought in $550 million worldwide. What are the reasons for its popularity?
-Somehow knows names and places of battles that are set to take place in the next few weeks
-Multiplayer mode enables you to connect with friends, nonstop action prevents them from drawing you into meaningful conversation
-5,000 or more hours of game play qualifies player for VA health care
-Not much good on TV
-When you shoot barrels, they explode
-The controller rumbles when your character is hit with a bullet, which is exactly what the human body does
-Dutiful young Americans realizing just what they are being called to do
-Offers homosexuals only opportunity to serve openly in the military"
Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/call_of_duty_modern_warfare_2
Okay, sorry. Inner PC fanboy speaking there. But no matter what your views are on the game, the numbers have shown it has still convinced a staggering number of idi- sorry, gamers, to invest 60 dollars in a piece of poorly ported bullsh-
Maybe I should just quote the article, according to a very trustable news source...
Edit: Yes, I realize The Onion is a parody news site. And since you know that too, I'd expect you'd understand the concept of sarcasm, illustrated by my referring to it as "a very trustable news source". Wow, have a little faith.
"During its first five days on the shelves, Activision's latest installment in the first-person-shooter video game franchise Call Of Duty brought in $550 million worldwide. What are the reasons for its popularity?
-Somehow knows names and places of battles that are set to take place in the next few weeks
-Multiplayer mode enables you to connect with friends, nonstop action prevents them from drawing you into meaningful conversation
-5,000 or more hours of game play qualifies player for VA health care
-Not much good on TV
-When you shoot barrels, they explode
-The controller rumbles when your character is hit with a bullet, which is exactly what the human body does
-Dutiful young Americans realizing just what they are being called to do
-Offers homosexuals only opportunity to serve openly in the military"
Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/call_of_duty_modern_warfare_2
