Why North Korea is the Best Country

[The White Hunter]

3: They're a proud, patriotic people!

You say that like its a good thing! Obviously you have been brainwashed by foreign powers with the knowledge of internet forums and must be sacrificed to our glorious leader!

You plan to sacrfice Taco to himself?

 

[Product Placement]

North Korea is so great that when they caught a bunch of people watching foreign anime shows, they rounded them, brought them to a stadium with a crowd of 10000 random citizens, and executed them! Now THAT'S entertainment. And it was completely free!

Don't forget that the families of these most dishonorable traitors were also made to watch said executions and then sent to prison camps, because as we all know, guilt travels down 3 generations, meaning that their children, children's children and children's children children will all born and die in these camps. May their lifetime of servitude, to our most glorious leader, pay penance for these despicable crimes.

 

[Vegosiux]

It's the best country, indeed. Because people everywhere seem to always go "Our country is worse than North Korea!" every time they disagree with a government decision.

So, if everywhere is worse than North Korea...

 

[zombiejoe]

Hmm, I think they're not THAT great.

Mods, please ban this enemy of the glorious North Korean government. He should be sent to a labor camp for his crimes!

 

[Brian Tams]

MY WORD, I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD THIS WHOLE TIME!

Kim Jun Ung doesn't let his people starve, he uses it as a valuable teaching tool! By forcing his people into starvation, they must either learn how to adapt to extreme situations or die, leaving only the strong behind. Then, when they procreate, they'll create MORE who can adapt to extreme situations! He's trying to build a country of super humans!

All hail the gloriously intelligent Kim Jun UN!!!

 

[TallanKhan]

It makes me sad that North Korea keeps denying my citizenship applications, oh what i wouldn't give to live in a country like that, think of all the benefits:

No elections: I don't have to find time to vote!
No cars on the roads: No rush hour!

What an inovative place!

 

[Seracen]

Hot Asian women with statistically larger than average breasts (without surgery)? Hell yeah!

In all seriousness though, some of the best, most freaky commercials ever. And I thought Japan had crazy ads!

 

[Strazdas]

3: They're a proud, patriotic people!

You say that like its a good thing! Obviously you have been brainwashed by foreign powers with the knowledge of internet forums and must be sacrificed to our glorious leader!

You plan to sacrfice Taco to himself?

When you give taco to taco you get a taco.

 

[NightmareWarden]

3: They're a proud, patriotic people!

Is...Is that statue on the right side holding a giant sword over its shoulder? If so, then I think we need to get a giant stone weapon next to old Honest Abe's memorial. What is the most presidential of weapons...

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

3: They're a proud, patriotic people!

Spoiler

Is...Is that statue on the right side holding a giant sword over its shoulder? If so, then I think we need to get a giant stone weapon next to old Honest Abe's memorial. What is the most presidential of weapons...

I'm pretty sure that's a trumpet.

That also isn't a statue, it's a billboard on top of a building.

Spoiler

I have to say though, North Korea is definitely best Korea, their billboards embrace their patriotic spirit, rather than just trying to sell things no one needs, like food and comfort.

All hail North Korea, the true Korea.

 

[Torkuda]

They beat Americans with Education

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujtp-70zQME

(Hey, they would at least have a shot if missiles really were made of pencil wood.)