why not

[Fightgarr]

The reason is that a bag of chips is meant to be eaten by one person is one sitting regardless of the size of the bag. The latin root of 'potato chip' is "eat it in one sitting fucker!"
And the latin root of 'cheetos' is "If you masturbate now, you'll have an orange dick!"

 

[cleverlymadeup]

some snack foods have them but not potato chips, i'm pretty sure it has to do with breaking them or the fact that most ppl don't keep them long enough for the zipper lock to be effective

 

[Grayjack]

The reason is that a bag of chips is meant to be eaten by one person is one sitting regardless of the size of the bag. The latin root of 'potato chip' is "eat it in one sitting fucker!"
And the latin root of 'cheetos' is "If you masturbate now, you'll have an orange dick!"

I don't think I'll ever eat Cheetos again.

 

[teisjm]

I won't care... I always finish the bag anyways.

I almost consider people who don't eat up to be a lesser species of inferrior human beeings

 

[Koobatashin]

because of the mole people

 

[smudgey]

They want your chips to go stale. Then you have to buy more chips. That's how they make millions. In the rare instances i don't finish off a bag, i close the bag up with a couple of clothes pegs.

 

[Simriel]

Because, YOU MOMA! Also The Game

 

[sonidraw]

Maybe I'm unique, but when I open a bag of any snack, I often put it in a reusable, sealed container.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Because, YOU MOMA! Also The Game

Dammit I lost the game.

On topic, because the universe would implode form the awesomeness of those chips. Actually, I don't know, its a good idea. You should send it to the chips company.