Why So Much Hate on the Universe?

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feather240

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I hate it for the same reason you hate that jock "Lance" from high-school. It's better than me, it's trying to control me, and it makes me feel insignificant.
 

Admiral Stukov

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I don't hate the Universe, i hate humans; BURN WITH ME IN GLORIOUS NUCLEAR FIRE!
...ehemm.. On Topic... I got nothing...
 

Lullabye

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canadamus_prime said:
Because human beings are irrational hateful beings by nature. ...stupid too.
ouch, thank you.

the real question is "why not hate the universe?"
 

fanklok

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because the universe is a dick its all like "i'm the universe if i wasnt here youd have no temporal plane of existence and would diffuse in the the vast nothingness of nothing."

any way my point is the universe is a giant penis
 

Sketchy

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I hate it because it dresses terribly, and is generally a whiny little sh- Oh wait, this is the universe, not Tidus.
 

CK76

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

-Douglas Adams
 

Rathy

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Its just a waste of resources. Imagine the biggest crumb mess possible. Now imagine being OCD and wanting to count them. And then losing your spot halfway through. It would be far smarter to organize it all in a nice small area, here you can take advantage of these resources, and know what you actually have. Far better than launching rockets in random directions hoping to find them.

Of course, then people will just complain about the newfound gravity problems...