Well, the boomstick would work.AccursedTheory said:You'd think it would work... but no.
Only Bruce Campbell can pull this off I'm afraid. And God bless him for it. In Bruce we Trust!
Furthermore, what good is a sword when guns can fly? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10_Thunderbolt_II#Weapon_systems]maninahat said:What good is a sword when this sucker can take you out from seventeen miles away?![]()
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Well I've always wondered and I've decided to ask. What is so attractive about swinging around an excessively and unrealistically large sword?
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JRPG's are the staple of the extremely large sword, but I ask, why? Why a large sword, when a small one would probably be less unruly? Why a sword, when guns are available, even revolvers or western guns that seem to be popular in anime.
Not only why the gigantic sword, but why the sword at all?
{This is a bit short, I realize, but I don't really know how to post those nice long ones; I don't really do the forum thing.}
Pretty much what he said. Especially if it's from Japan.Kajin said:What is so attractive about swinging around an excessively and unrealistically large sword?
Because the Rule of Awesome overrides realism?
I know, but Zweihander just sounds so much cooler than 'two hander sword', although I can't remember what the code is for ä is.Starke said:Literally Two-Hander, but, close enough.The Madman said:Meet the Zweihander, or Greatsword!
Actually, "hander" in German is "händer", gotta love cognates.
The sword Pier Gerlofs wielded was 7ft actually and is on display in a Dutch museum. He was reputedly a giant of a man as well, almost inhumanly strong, but how true that is no one actually knows since we're talking around 500 years ago. He was also a pirate, how cool is that?PaulH said:It's a bit hard to tell how long that isd but it looks to be atleast 6 feet long ... that's no sword ... it's a freaking spear with a sharp metal haft O.OZedzero said:The man must have been a living giant, with the strength of 10 men!
AccursedTheory said:Your standard assault rifle produces more damage than almost any melee weapon, can bust through any reasonable personal body armor in 1-3 shots, and can be used at over 150 times the range of melee weapons.A1 said:As I already said, the amount of damage a gun can do varies depending on the kind of foe it's used against. It's true that a gun would have an advantage in terms of range. But this advantage can be nullified easily enough through the use of strong enough armor or clothing or if the sword wielder is fast and agile enough to avoid being it. And this is of course assuming that the one using the gun is even a decent shot. This would be an especially significant issue in the case of handguns. Contrary to what you may have seen in movies, on television, in books, or in video games, hitting a target with a handgun is nowhere near as easy as it looks. Among the factors to consider are the the way you hold the gun, the way you grip the gun, the way you pull the trigger, and your stance. Many guns also have to deal with the issue of jamming. On top of that, guns are often rendered useless if they get wet, which is yet another issue that sword wielders don't have to worry about.
Guns have the advantage of range. But one could plausibly argue that that is a gun's only advantage, and one which there are numerous ways to counteract.
And honestly, when ammo is smaller than your pinky, its not a big deal.
Firearms > Melee in all but the most slanted circumstances.
Just saying.
SlowShootinPete said:A1 said:As I already said, the amount of damage a gun can do varies depending on the kind of foe it's used against.![]()
Armor you say? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armor-piercing_shot_and_shell]A1 said:But this advantage can be nullified easily enough through the use of strong enough armor or clothing
Armor slows you down, by the way.
This does not nullify the inherent advantage of using a gun. If one guy can run fast enough to dodge bullets, there will be another guy who knows how to lead a moving target.A1 said:or if the sword wielder is fast and agile enough to avoid being hit.
And this is of course assuming that the one using the gun is even a decent shot.
Effective range of 50 yards versus effective range of 1 or 2 yards.A1 said:This would be an especially significant issue in the case of handguns.
If one guy is competent at using a sword, there will be another guy who understands basic marksmanship.A1 said:Contrary to what you may have seen in movies, on television, in books, or in video games, hitting a target with a handgun is nowhere near as easy as it looks. Among the factors to consider are the the way you hold the gun, the way you grip the gun, the way you pull the trigger, and your stance.
Legendary reliability [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-47]A1 said:Many guns also have to deal with the issue of jamming. On top of that, guns are often rendered useless if they get wet, which is yet another issue that sword wielders don't have to worry about.
"A particular requirement of the competition was the reliability of the firearm in the muddy, wet, and frozen conditions of the Soviet frontline."
Mo' dakka? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmB-ME8i2bA&feature=related#t=49s]A1 said:Guns have the advantage of range. But one could plausibly argue that that is a gun's only advantage, and one which there are numerous ways to counteract.
Big swords do look pretty cool, though, sometimes.
I hate to bust into someone else's argument, but all of your examples of disadvantages regarding firearms also apply to melee weapons in a very similar way. Dodging melee attacks is always a possibility, and it's obviously easier then dodging a bullet - even the fastest swing, with a sword or not, will be much slower then a bullet. Dodging bullets is not the same as dodging a blow. One can reasonably dodge an overhead sword slash or some similar attack, but in similar circumstances the bullet will almost always hit unless you're in some kind of Hollywood movie. Using cover or trying to move in confusing ways so the shooter's aim can't keep up are the only realistic ways to "dodge" a bullet.A1 said:AccursedTheory said:Your standard assault rifle produces more damage than almost any melee weapon, can bust through any reasonable personal body armor in 1-3 shots, and can be used at over 150 times the range of melee weapons.A1 said:As I already said, the amount of damage a gun can do varies depending on the kind of foe it's used against. It's true that a gun would have an advantage in terms of range. But this advantage can be nullified easily enough through the use of strong enough armor or clothing or if the sword wielder is fast and agile enough to avoid being it. And this is of course assuming that the one using the gun is even a decent shot. This would be an especially significant issue in the case of handguns. Contrary to what you may have seen in movies, on television, in books, or in video games, hitting a target with a handgun is nowhere near as easy as it looks. Among the factors to consider are the the way you hold the gun, the way you grip the gun, the way you pull the trigger, and your stance. Many guns also have to deal with the issue of jamming. On top of that, guns are often rendered useless if they get wet, which is yet another issue that sword wielders don't have to worry about.
Guns have the advantage of range. But one could plausibly argue that that is a gun's only advantage, and one which there are numerous ways to counteract.
And honestly, when ammo is smaller than your pinky, its not a big deal.
Firearms > Melee in all but the most slanted circumstances.
Just saying.
Interesting. But it still doesn't seem to do all that much to counteract the argument that range could still be a gun's only real advantage. It also doesn't address the issue of dodging. And there's always the option of riot shields or some other such form of secondary protection. There's also the possibility of vision impairment via flash bombs, smoke bombs, or some other such means.
I'm not saying that firearms aren't advantageous. Range may only be a single advantage but it does often count for quite a bit. What I'm saying is that they, and handguns in particular, have they're own set of issues that any melee fighter could take full advantage of if they tried. And incidentally it might be just a little bit of a stretch to describe blowing a hole in someone as more damaging than cutting them clean in half.
And your argument seems a bit unbalanced. You may be right on the money concerning the advantages of assault rifles, but to use that alone to speak in more general terms regarding firearms seems to be at least somewhat of a stretch. After all, firearms are not all assault rifles.
Pistols are very good weapons for close-range self-defense. They're small and light, which makes them easier to bring to bear than a long gun, and at melee range all you have to do is point and fire. If you've got your pistol out in a ready position, it may even be faster than a blade.A1 said:I'm not saying that firearms aren't advantageous. Range may only be a single advantage but it does often count for quite a bit. What I'm saying is that they, and handguns in particular, have they're own set of issues that any melee fighter could take full advantage of if they tried.
I think it's very hard to imagine big swords ever being widely used in combat by some army for obvious reasons of their considerably larger reach then smaller swords and lack of shield.Warvamp said:I really don't care about that much about it. But I thought having Soldiers in FF7 wield big swords was a good idea. It brought out how plain inhumanly strong they are, that they could wield swords that big and still be able to kick ass. Other than that... I just don't care. Depends on the movie/game/book and what reason they give for the character to be able to wield it.
I don't know if your average oversized sword user can be defined by anything close to generic "manliness".Teh Ty said:To show manly manly manliness, because people who have huge swords are made of manly man manlieness man-y manileness... Sorry, where was I going with this?