"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"

[FluffX]

So yeah, have you ever found yourself saying/thinking this? It just happened to me.

Basically, I've developed a tradition of feeling the hob on top of the oven to see how hot it is after dinner.

Answer for today: "... Owhellowgodowargh!"

And afterwards, looking at it: "I wonder if it's cooled- NO! That would be STUPID!".

And thus I refer you back to the first sentence.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

All the time, if I started down that road I'd be here all day >.>

 

[Aunel]

how much would duct tape hurt if it was applied to my leg and ripped off...
it hurts, it hurts a lot.

 

[xitel]

Well, I tend to turn the faucet to maximum hot water while I'm doing the dishes and see how long I can hold my hand under it. And just so you know, that's hot enough to cause steam to billow out when it hits the sink. I think my record is 6 seconds, before I lost the ability to move my hand.

 

[Overlord Nicy]

All the time, if I started down that road I'd be here all day >.>

Seconding this.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

I once just jumped into the bath without checking, unaware the hot water in my new house was STUPIDLY hot, and ended up spending Christams with a scolded back, pair of feet, legs and neck.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.

Me and a friend did something like that. He told me to pretend to hit him slowly. When he blocked that, I automatically jabbed forwards with the other hand and punched him on the nose.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Licking a desk fan. While it's on. And the cover is off.

Result is similar to yours but sounds a bit more like: "Ow thuck thith hurtth like a bith aaaaaaaaagh"

 

[BaronXS]

Starting my time travel thread. It gave me a gigantic headache.

 

[Verp]

Yesterday I bought two avocados, I do that quite often. They were too hard for consumption, as always. I put them aside to sit and become softer. Today I poked the avocados to see if they're ready. I repeated that an hour later, only to slap my forehead and to remind myself that it'll take a while for them to soften. After that I must have done it five more times.

 

[BoxCutter]

Sitting on the trunk of my friends car while he was driving, on the highway, at 3 AM

 

[FluffX]

Starting my time travel thread. It gave me a gigantic headache.

Marry me.

 

[CMon]

I stole a boat.

And broke into a van.

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

I once just jumped into the bath without checking, unaware the hot water in my new house was STUPIDLY hot, and ended up spending Christams with a scolded back, pair of feet, legs and neck.

if you jumped in, how much water could there have been?

Quite a lot.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Set fire to a £20 note.

"Wait... what did I just do?"

 

[BoxCutter]

Sitting on the trunk of my friends car while he was driving, on the highway, at 3 AM

WHY!?!?!?!?

Because I was young, end of highschool. Wanted a thrill.

One of the dumbest things I have ever done.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

I was a very inquisitive child, so once when I was around 11/12ish i took 2 double A batteries and put them opposite of each other (one upside down one right side up)in between two quarters creating a current. I touched and nothing happened, I shrugged and left it like that in my kitchen forgetting about it. A few hours later I came back to it and when I saw it touched it with my thumb burning a large scar into my thumb permanantly that really hurt!