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A friend of mine and I, decided to throw some demo disc I got free with a magazine like a frisbee across my room. After a few throws without either of us managing to catch it we started to get competative, throwing it harder. Eventually I threw it as hard as I could and it, being not aerodynamically sound, curved in the air until it was vertical and hit my friend right between the eyes. This was apparently quite painfull judging from the language my friend then used and we were left wondering what the hell we were thinking in the first place.
 

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Hahaha. When I was in high school, some friends and I were driving through town around midnight or so. And I thought that it would be a fantastic idea to roll down the window and sit on the sill and hang out of it while she was driving.
 

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I always, and I do mean always, check the sharpness of fishing hooks. Using my fingers. And I use those big, no-nonsense, serrated hooks.

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Zombie_Fish said:
Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.
I have to do this for my A level drama performance. :p But it's a proper fight, we have to do face slapping, punching, hair pulling and choking, and make it look believable.
Somebody gave me a nosebleed when we were doing it. :L
 

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Sold my copy of Guitar Hero 2 back to the shop for a measly £8.

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I was depressed, and was chatting with a girl that went to my school. One thing led to another and soon we where a pair. The very next day when I wasn't depressed anymore... Let's just say that my relationship didn't last the week... and neither did my friendship with her.
 

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I acctually ate all I could eat, but more. Threw up in the car on the way home. Way to get your money worth eh?
 

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I think the closest I ever got to saying that was...

I just look back to when my wife and I were dating, back in high school, and I cringe remembering all the stupid and lame shit I used to do.
 

Kilaknux

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I leapt off a bridge. To this day, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking. I wasn't even drunk, I just did it.
 

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Shaved off a monobrow with a moustache shaver...and caught my eyebrow at the same time ¬¬
 

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Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
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Multiple times I have grabbed something I have just soldered. I am surprised I still have any skin on my finger tips.
Bible Doctor said:
thisnameistaken2 said:
Bible Doctor said:
Sitting on the trunk of my friends car while he was driving, on the highway, at 3 AM
WHY!?!?!?!?
Because I was young, end of highschool. Wanted a thrill.

One of the dumbest things I have ever done.
That is all? We used to sit on the tailgate of our buddies truck as he drove around all the time, he wouldn't let us smoke in the cab. Then again I was in Texas at the time, nobody cared if you where doing something that could kill you unless it killed you in away that inconvenienced them.

But the dumbest things I ever do usually happen when I am trying to get into a relationship or already in one.
05rutterb said:
Zombie_Fish said:
Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.
I have to do this for my A level drama performance. :p But it's a proper fight, we have to do face slapping, punching, hair pulling and choking, and make it look believable.
Somebody gave me a nosebleed when we were doing it. :L
Heh, I had my septum pierced (my nose), and a girl tried to slap my hat off. She ended up raking her fingers across my nose. Made my eyes water and my nose bleed. After that I started to wonder why nobody hit me in the nose when I got in a fight. It was like I had a shinny instant win button on my face (well a win for them).
 

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thisnameistaken2 said:
did the same thing as you, same result,

once punched someone just for being a dick, he was with friends i was alone i went home in pain (as did 2 of them hehe)
Ha, sounds like an even match.

I once came around a corner too fast on my bike and wiped out... hard. I still take that corner at speeds I shouldnt though.
 

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The Maddest March Hare said:
Licking a desk fan. While it's on. And the cover is off.

Result is similar to yours but sounds a bit more like: "Ow thuck thith hurtth like a bith aaaaaaaaagh"
Sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing at that.

Anyways, a couple of things spring to mind. The first is when I got a nosebleed and I wondered what would happen if I blew my nose. Apparently you burst a blood vessel and have to go to hospital due to the nosebleed not stopping. I don't think the doctor believed I was that stupid.
The other thing was in a Science lesson the other day. We were doing flame test and me and my friend decided the green flame was especially pretty. So we put some copper chloride (I think that's what it was) on a pencil and set it on fire.
Just so you know, pencils burn very, very fast.
 

garjian

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mashing up my 360 up into millions of peices... ("THATS WHAT YOU GE-ahh shit...")
taping the box back up... stuffing in its insides... (in reverse order)
and claiming accidental damage... (which worked btw...)

jumping out my bedroom window to see if i could do some lamppost based ninja skills land safely... that went quite well actually i span round the post then just sorta slid down...

overthinking existance, to the point were i feel that nothing does exist, the nearly commiting suicide to see what happens... (but thats nearly so i guess that doesnt count...) that made me depressed for a good 4 years :S its still really hard to get rid of when i think of it occasionally...

meh theres probably loads more... i just cant think of them...
 

Klarinette

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It's human nature to want to know everything, apparently. You know it's going to hurt, but you want to know how badly and in what way.

Fortunately, I think a lot of that gets out in early childhood. Personally, I stuck a pair of tweezers in an outlet once when I was 3 or something. My logic was that it will fit. Didn't think of the fact that things get plugged into it and work. Weee.
 

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This sounds kind of (really) weird but, I was at my friends house and I was bored. I reached for his lighter and started messing around with it. Long story short, I ended up setting my pubes on fire and they videotaped it. Now everyone thinks I'm a freak because I set my pubes on fire with other guys videotaping it.