"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"

[Darkrain11]

Pulled the cigarette lighter out of a car and touched the lighter end to see if it was really hot and yes, yes it is quite hot.

 

[Spacewolf]

threw a can of sweet corn on a fire peices of tin shapnal where flying every where after that

 

[xXJerryTerryXx]

After all the news stories about wii remotes breaking windows and smashing TV's, I looked at a wii remote and thought to myself "Hmm, surely this isn't heavy enough to smash through a double-glazed window." Oh yeah, when I was younger, I held the palm of my hand on a lightbulb while it had been on for over twelve hours. Needless to say, it was rather painful. My entire hand was occupied by the worlds biggest blister for weeks.

 

[RavingPenguin]

did the same thing as you, same result,

once punched someone just for being a dick, he was with friends i was alone i went home in pain (as did 2 of them hehe)

Ha, sounds like an even match.

I once came around a corner too fast on my bike and wiped out... hard. I still take that corner at speeds I shouldnt though.

if it was, i would not have been waling home sore, i would have been waking up sore

Im sorry, let me rephrase. Sounds like a fair fight for me. Not to be arrogant, but I find one opponent to be rather boring, unless they are particularly skilled.

 

[Gerazzi]

I always, and I do mean always, check the sharpness of fishing hooks. Using my fingers. And I use those big, no-nonsense, serrated hooks.

That's why you should always wear gloves when going fishing, kids.

I've done this before, hurts like hell.

I'm going to say going out with my first girlfriend.
She then proceeds to dump me immediately.

 

[teisjm]

That last beer/shot that sometimes tip the scales from drunk and happy to puking

 

[Altio]

I came home from school really mad one day and decided to kick a brick wall as hard as I could, let's just say things didn't end well

 

[Jamous]

Yes. Just... yes.

 

[RavingPenguin]

did the same thing as you, same result,

once punched someone just for being a dick, he was with friends i was alone i went home in pain (as did 2 of them hehe)

Ha, sounds like an even match.

I once came around a corner too fast on my bike and wiped out... hard. I still take that corner at speeds I shouldnt though.

if it was, i would not have been waling home sore, i would have been waking up sore

Im sorry, let me rephrase. Sounds like a fair fight for me. Not to be arrogant, but I find one opponent to be rather boring, unless they are particularly skilled.

I didn't think you were arrogant...why would I think that?

I just thought that is was an ego inflating statement, thats all.

 

[Goldbling]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

 

[Goldbling]

Anyways, for some reason I stuck a shiny key into a light socket and lets just say the key wasn't shiny anymore and neither was my attitude.

 

[Takoto]

I find myself saying that a lot, too myself. I do some really stupid/dopey things sometimes.

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Thats what my Ex said, the last time I saw her. I'm lonely.

 

[Goldbling]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

that it does, also on this note, every day for the last 2 weeks some twat on a moped has been disrupting my (insert whatever here) at 1 A.M now ideas for how to stop said twat?

Road spikes?

 

[Mana Fiend]

Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.

I have to do this for my A level drama performance. But it's a proper fight, we have to do face slapping, punching, hair pulling and choking, and make it look believable.
Somebody gave me a nosebleed when we were doing it. :L

LOL I had to do something similar. I was the victim. As I love all things drama-based (except for physical, it means stage fighting in dance form), I told the other actor to just go for it. Luckily, there was no nose bleed, but I did trip over a piece of set (a coffee table) and ended up with a world of pain running through my back but no lasting injures.

All in good fun though, and since then I've ended up playing roles which require being thrown around, because I'm so durable and seem to bounce back from things. I don't know how I kept that role in university though :/