"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"

[icemelter0]

I saw a pinecone falling and decided I had to catch it... with my bare hands.
I didn't like the result.

 

[Simon Hadow]

Story of my life. You might as well ask me "Hey, have you ever breathed?"

 

[Goldbling]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

that it does, also on this note, every day for the last 2 weeks some twat on a moped has been disrupting my (insert whatever here) at 1 A.M now ideas for how to stop said twat?

Road spikes?

something easier to get, and requires little effort(I'm lazy)

A thick twig between his spokes?

 

[Agent Larkin]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

 

[Goldbling]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

No, I don't want to bring back any painful memorys there might be, Viva Revolution (against mopeds, yay!)

 

[Whodat]

I ate a whole mini potato right after it came out of the oven. My eyes watered and my face turned completely red and i couldn't breath XP

 

[Altorin]

I lit lighter, and snorted out the flame, just to see what fire smelled like.

and then when a friend didn't believe my tale of doing it, we BOTH did it again, for the lulz.

I also just got a mohawk a couple days ago, just for the lulz.

 

[Goldbling]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

that it does, also on this note, every day for the last 2 weeks some twat on a moped has been disrupting my (insert whatever here) at 1 A.M now ideas for how to stop said twat?

Road spikes?

something easier to get, and requires little effort(I'm lazy)

A thick twig between his spokes?

me=lazy person

them=moped...


maybe i should just find some rope and wait

Or piano wire across the street, he will never see it coming. Muhahahahah!

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

I agreed to flip onto thumb-tacks for the sole purpose of seeing how many we could get in out backs in one go...I beat everyone with 47, they all got 0, because they backed out.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I gave my junkie cousin $1,000 once. Next week I had every junkie within a 50 mile radius looking for a handout. I also punched a random person on the street once. That resulted in having my house vandalised many times.

 

[Gardenia]

I used to play Runescape. Seriously, I cannot think of any reason why ANYONE would do such a thing.

 

[wwjdftw]

internet spasm sorry look lower for post.

 

[Mjolnir07]

Starting my time travel thread. It gave me a gigantic headache.

WE LOVE THAT THREAD. You have done your people a service.

 

[BaronXS]

Starting my time travel thread. It gave me a gigantic headache.

WE LOVE THAT THREAD. You have done your people a service.

Well, then I retract my previous statement. It still gave me a headache though XD

 

[SmartIdiot]

As I mentioned in another thread recently.
"HEY EVERYONE, CANDLE FIGHT!!!"

Burns aplenty...

Why did I do it?
It would've been ridiculous not to after I'd initially thought of it.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Set fire to a £20 note.

"Wait... what did I just do?"

I have a similar one: after being given a receipt and some change while my hands were full of shopping and I was in a hurry, I once absent-mindedly pocketed the former while throwing £10 of the latter into a wastebin.

 

[wwjdftw]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

ill listen, head that story my way please