"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"

[Zeldadudes]

Reading this thread.

 

[JC175]

This one time I wondered what it would be like to stick sticky tape to my teeth.

Just so you know, it was one of the worst days of my life

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

"Dude, drink the rest of that icee like a shot!"
Me: "Sure, why not?"
Results: Crippling brain freeze.

 

[Sigel]

Was putting a difficult miniature together, and didn't realize I had glued it and several of my finger together cause I was watching tv at the time too. I remember looking at my miniature hand "Oh sh*t, no, no no, why, damnit!!!"

 

[GrimTuesday]

Throwing flaming marshmallows at my friend. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Standby]

Licking a battery, STILL don't know what possessed me to do that, it wasn't even ripe.

 

[Blackadder51]

Deciding that the best way to improve radio reception was to lick my aerial......

 

[MasterSqueak]

Hot plate.

Ow.

Five icecubes.

One hurting finger.

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

Can I have this PM as well?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I was a dick to this girls friend while trying to hook up with her. When she tried to pull her away I called her a dumb slut infront of the girl I was trying to land... Either way, I wish I could have muttered that softer

 

[MasterSqueak]

I was a dick to this girls friend while trying to hook up with her. When she tried to pull her away I called her a dumb slut infront of the girl I was trying to land... Either way, I wish I could have muttered that softer

You deserved it, apparently.

 

[manicfoot]

When I was 10 my Cat was about to walk across the oven hobs and I said "Nooo don't be silly! I'll check if they're hot so you don't get your paws burned" and put my hand on it =/

 

[Pimppeter2]

I was a dick to this girls friend while trying to hook up with her. When she tried to pull her away I called her a dumb slut infront of the girl I was trying to land... Either way, I wish I could have muttered that softer

You deserved it, apparently.

Yes...Yes I did. Still, feeling sorry isfor the weak, I just wish I hadn't got rid of my sure thing

 

[IamQ]

I was at a kind of museum:ish place where they've got a chair filled with small needles. If you just lightly sit on it, you won't feel any pain, but since I wanted to brag I jumped onto the chair and ended up having an arse that looked like it was shot at by a minigun.

Edit: I once glued my hand to a peice of wood. The problem was that I did it with one of those glue guns and forgot that it was extremly hot. Stuck to a peice of wood with hot glue, I didn't like it, and neither did my skin.

 

[The_Chief]

I BROKE AN AWNING because my friend bet me 5 bucks i couldnt do a pull up. i couldnt. the bolt snapped. we got kicked out of the front of the resturant

 

[Biosophilogical]

Pursuing a girl who wasn't interested in me. A broken heart causes physical pain.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Licking a desk fan. While it's on. And the cover is off.

Result is similar to yours but sounds a bit more like: "Ow thuck thith hurtth like a bith aaaaaaaaagh"

I did that!, while my girlfriend was there, and I was drunk, and she dared me to to it again but with.... *ahem*

Not pleasant.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

Send the PM to me please to Agent Larkin.

 

[Daedalus1942]

So yeah, have you ever found yourself saying/thinking this? It just happened to me.

Basically, I've developed a tradition of feeling the hob on top of the oven to see how hot it is after dinner.

Answer for today: "... Owhellowgodowargh!"

And afterwards, looking at it: "I wonder if it's cooled- NO! That would be STUPID!".

And thus I refer you back to the first sentence.

... You actually say Oh hell god of war?

 

[Toners]

as a kid, swinging on a lightbulb pretending I was Tarzan, where the cord just happened to snap.

mucking around with a coffee table before falling over onto the corner, cutting my head open.

telling every girl I was ever with that I loved them ^.^

ooooooooooooooooooo