"Why the HELL did I DO that?!"

[rabidmidget]

Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.

Me and a friend did something like that. He told me to pretend to hit him slowly. When he blocked that, I automatically jabbed forwards with the other hand and punched him on the nose.

i have the exact same reflex, if someone grabs one of my hands and punches (not matter how slowly) i automatically try to punch them in the face, although i usually stop about an inch from their face

 

[similar.squirrel]

Usually forgetting that someone's heating water for a bath and washing my face with scalding liquid.

 

[rabidmidget]

Hot plate.

Ow.

Five icecubes.

One hurting finger.

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

Can I have this PM as well?

i would also like a PM please

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

It started off as them annoying me. It ended as a worthy cause. If you want details I'll gladly PM you.

Send the PM to me please to Agent Larkin.

Any chance on sending that here, as well? Sounds like it would be quite the tale.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Trying to hop an electric fence in the rain. It was off when we hopped it the first time, but had been turned on when we tried going back. Lots of numbness and profanity ensued, in addition to the increased cold and dampness from having to go the long way around. Seriously, though. If a fence says 'Warning: High Voltage', don't touch it.

 

[TheColdHeart]

When I was really young I grabbed the in-car cigarette lighter to see how hot it was and burned a finger tip really badly. It had concentric circles of burns and took forever to heal.

Once playing my brother on my PS2 I got sick of his cheating tactics and in a rage threw my controller at his head, it missed and smashed it.

And recently after a heavy night out drinking agreed to do a 89% proof black absynthe shot...I woke up the next day thinking "why the hell did I do THAT?"...then the stories of what I had done on the walk home began. (I remember NONE of these things happening to this day)

 

[Bernzz]

Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.

Do you have any artillery support? Air support? Explosives? You gotta have explosives. Can't have a guerrilla war without explosives, mate.

Wire their mopeds with explosives. They go out on 'em. Watch 'em through binoculars. Make sure you have a remote detonator. Watch them. Press the button. Boom.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

About four years ago deciding to go down a really steep hill sitting on a skateboard with my brother in front, me in the middle and my friend in the back. About halfway down the hill letting my foot touch the ground and getting my leg twisted behind me so my knee scraped against the gravel the rest of the way down the hill. I still have the very large scar on my knee.

 

[Trivun]

Hmmmm, I have a friend who did what the OP did, she also cut her foot open another time after a night out when she walked across our kitchen barefoot with broken glass on the floor. As for me, I haven't had many moments like that, but a few involving sweeping broken glass up with my hand come to mind. Needless to say, it hurt.

 

[Disaster Button]

Well, I tend to turn the faucet to maximum hot water while I'm doing the dishes and see how long I can hold my hand under it. And just so you know, that's hot enough to cause steam to billow out when it hits the sink. I think my record is 6 seconds, before I lost the ability to move my hand.

Me too! Except I last about 8 seconds. What do I win?

Shaved off a monobrow with a moustache shaver...and caught my eyebrow at the same time ¬¬

Also this, except it was more the beginnings of a monobrow (one hair)

 

[ultrablue]

Ive been to Thailand several times and every time I manage to have unprotected sex with a prostitute - Going to my doctor for another STD test i always ask myself - Wh did I do that?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I once tried to put out a candle with my tounge. Fire+tounge=owieeeeee
Me and some friends made flaming torches out of toilet roll and big sticks. then we threw them into my friends tree house. Yeah, not so smart.
Throwing a can of deoderant onto a fire, running away, then going back to see why it didnt expolode. Then it blew up My friend still has the scar, i got off scot free
Getting drunk and running through a fire. that was extremely painful
Yeah, it all seems to happen around fire with me. i shouldn't go near fire, it makes me do stupid things ;D

 

[Soxafloppin]

Why did i watch dragonball evolution....

 

[TheEnglishman]

If at a meeting for a school trip the teacher mentions Austvich has a gift shop, don't say anything, EVER!, even the faintest comment.

I spent the next week with people enquiring when I was gonna give up my place for the trip.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Me and a mate were trying out fake punches like actors do, and then he punched me by accident.

I have to do this for my A level drama performance. But it's a proper fight, we have to do face slapping, punching, hair pulling and choking, and make it look believable.
Somebody gave me a nosebleed when we were doing it. :L

LOL I had to do something similar. I was the victim. As I love all things drama-based (except for physical, it means stage fighting in dance form), I told the other actor to just go for it. Luckily, there was no nose bleed, but I did trip over a piece of set (a coffee table) and ended up with a world of pain running through my back but no lasting injures.

All in good fun though, and since then I've ended up playing roles which require being thrown around, because I'm so durable and seem to bounce back from things. I don't know how I kept that role in university though :/

Sounds fun! Apart from the pain.

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

It didn't happen to me (but it involved me so that's why I'm saying it) my friend sat on my head (for a joke I hope!) so I threw his off me and punched his in the face until his nose bled. The first thing he said after cleaning himself up was "Good shot" I'm dead f*cking serious

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Why did i watch dragonball evolution....

Agreed! It raped my childhood, then laughed in my face.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

why did I get a job at a Steel Fabrication plant? Work on the circular saw all day and it launches shards of molten metal. I have burns all over my sholders
Why did I take that job?

 

[FluffX]

So yeah, have you ever found yourself saying/thinking this? It just happened to me.

Basically, I've developed a tradition of feeling the hob on top of the oven to see how hot it is after dinner.

Answer for today: "... Owhellowgodowargh!"

And afterwards, looking at it: "I wonder if it's cooled- NO! That would be STUPID!".

And thus I refer you back to the first sentence.

... You actually say Oh hell god of war?

Try again. "... Ow hell ow god ow argh!"

 

[Spirultima]

Set fire to a £20 note.

"Wait... what did I just do?"

Coward.

Burn £50 to tease a prick.

"Why didn't i just flash it in his face?"