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Aunel

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Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
Aunel said:
how much would duct tape hurt if it was applied to my leg and ripped off...
it hurts, it hurts a lot.
Thats just manly waxing haha. Its ok if you want smoother legs
hell, I don't know why the ladies do it, it hurts like sticking your finger in a pencil sharpener.
 

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5stringedbandit said:
I acctually ate all I could eat, but more. Threw up in the car on the way home. Way to get your money worth eh?
If you threw it all back up.. Does it really count as getting your money's worth?
 

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Obsessive_Monkey said:
5stringedbandit said:
I acctually ate all I could eat, but more. Threw up in the car on the way home. Way to get your money worth eh?
If you threw it all back up.. Does it really count as getting your money's worth?
Well, he did EAT all he could. I'd bet they said nothing about keeping the food inside of you mate!

Well well, that have happend to me aswell, twice .

The first time I just ate and ate, and well. It was kind of like Monty Phyton and the Meaning Of life when that guy eats and explodes because he ate that last cookie. When I started on my dessert. I ran outside and stayed there for a couple of minutes. Ironicly, I was hungry again.

The second time I was competing with a friend. Eating as many 90g burgers as we could. I lost at 8 :(
 

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Cuniculus said:
I once got mad and punched someone in the mouth for being a complete retard. Immediately after, and before the counter attack that caused my nose to bleed, I thought, "I shouldn't have done that."
Any chance we'll get to find out what he did to make you decide he was a complete retard?
 

mikecoulter

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Altio said:
I came home from school really mad one day and decided to kick a brick wall as hard as I could, let's just say things didn't end well
Oh no, you knocked down your house? Darn.
 

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HUBILUB said:
I was depressed, and was chatting with a girl that went to my school. One thing led to another and soon we where a pair. The very next day when I wasn't depressed anymore... Let's just say that my relationship didn't last the week... and neither did my friendship with her.
What happened?
 

5stringedbandit

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Obsessive_Monkey said:
5stringedbandit said:
I acctually ate all I could eat, but more. Threw up in the car on the way home. Way to get your money worth eh?
If you threw it all back up.. Does it really count as getting your money's worth?
I ate it again, so yes.
 

Cuniculus

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FluffX said:
Cuniculus said:
I once got mad and punched someone in the mouth for being a complete retard. Immediately after, and before the counter attack that caused my nose to bleed, I thought, "I shouldn't have done that."
Any chance we'll get to find out what he did to make you decide he was a complete retard?
Other then drooling on himself then trying to wipe it on others, spilling any food he got onto himself and others, then throwing dirt on me for no reason... nothing.
 

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StigmataDiaboli said:
I once just jumped into the bath without checking, unaware the hot water in my new house was STUPIDLY hot, and ended up spending Christams with a scolded back, pair of feet, legs and neck.
But your genitals remained intact right ?
 

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Agent Larkin said:
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Shooting a kid on a moped with my pellet gun.
Long story short I wound up in a ditch with just my pellet gun 2 and a half miles away from were I live trying to hide before I head home. This is Act 1 of my guerilla war against a gang of kids in my area who have mopeds.
Do you have any artillery support? Air support? Explosives? You gotta have explosives. Can't have a guerrilla war without explosives, mate.

Wire their mopeds with explosives. They go out on 'em. Watch 'em through binoculars. Make sure you have a remote detonator. Watch them. Press the button. Boom.
Actually I just set them on fire with a can of petrol.
Bahahahahahah!

That works too.
 

Kilaknux

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Zeeky_Santos said:
Kilaknux said:
I leapt off a bridge. To this day, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking. I wasn't even drunk, I just did it.
You are an awesome god of awesome. How high was the bridge?
About 15 feet into water, so it wasn't all that high, but still. Thanks, I just thought it was stupid.
 

iblis666

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i once put super glue between all of my fingers on 1 hand to see if i could get them stuck together and after a hour with a butter knife sawing each of my fingers free i had to ask my self why i did that /sigh the things we do when we are bored
 
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In one DT class earlier this year we were soldering (I can't remember what we were making). Anyway I was having some trouble with it so I asked my teacher for some help, so like the dick he is he walked over to me after a long while and slapped me on the back when asking what was wrong. I was still holding the solder and ended up pressing it into my arm, still got the mark.

A little after that particular incident but still in the same lesson I went to talk to him to report that one of the soldering irons wasn't working. I have hayfever like a lot of people and was prone to violent sneezing and when I sneeze standing up I have a literal knee-jerk reaction where I do the action of well, jerking my knee, and I was talking to him when I sneezed and kneed him, rather hard and he got rather annoyed with me as well.

Later in that lesson (Oh yes there's more, This really wasn't my day was it) I'd finished soldering the circuit board and was walking across the class to get more materials then I tripped over (I'm quite a clumsy person). The board got stuck on my face with slightly liquid metal that was solid enough to stick to me, they actually had to bring me over to the solders and burn it off my face, I might've passed out at some point in there. So. . . .eventful lesson!
 

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gof22 said:
HUBILUB said:
I was depressed, and was chatting with a girl that went to my school. One thing led to another and soon we where a pair. The very next day when I wasn't depressed anymore... Let's just say that my relationship didn't last the week... and neither did my friendship with her.
What happened?
She was mad at me for breaking up so fast, so she told one of my friends, and then they both started to talk shit about me behind my back, and then they both told it to my face when i confronted them about it. I didn't care what the girl i broke up with said, but it really hurt when my friend said stuff about me.
 

FluffX

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suckmyBR said:
FluffX said:
suckmyBR said:
Wow. You kneed a teacher? How the hell did you get away with that?
Well I guess it was pretty clear that it was because of the sneeze and he a kind of easy-going guy, still hate him though.
You are hereby a lucky person. Imagine that happening with a meaner teacher.

Also, what's a BR?